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You are a T 

When someone is famous for telling many a lie you call them a 't' (refered from the name Toby)

(Pronounced: Tee)

It takes great effort and skill to become a 't' by telling many a ridiculous lie.

Apart from examples of using the word, I will include examples of ridiculous lies that may or may not have been used in the past.
"You are a T"
"I think you just T'd"
"Stop T'ing"
"Hello T, How are you doing today?"
"Pipe down T"

"I bought a 32" plasma screen TV and put it in my bedroom and then found some bass speakers in my garage and set them up in my room and the bass was so loud that it blew the TV off the wall..."

"When I had glandular fever the doctor prescribed liquid ketamine (horse tranquilisers) and methadone (Heroine replacement) to ease the pain...

"My Dad owns York Dungeons..."

"I work at sheltered housing and the people who live there each give me £100 at Christmas"
You are a T by RAT D J&J June 30, 2009

you are the price 

When someone is hurt, and you try to make him feel better by saying he is the real price, not she/he
”He is nothing. You are the price in this relationship girl!”
you are the price by Boy Magic October 19, 2017

you are rough 

A person who is a lower class citizen. Most likely smells of cannabis and urine. Wears no form of hygiene products, and does not often see water. Dirt under their nails and a filthy mannered person. As much social standing and the etiquette as a hog for slaughter (although tasty with apple sauce from the apples in grannys garden)
Sadly often quoted by people who wish to insult those who are nothing but awesome. And love the most important people to them. Such a shame
You are rough...you are a dirty rough girl
you are rough by Leepee December 9, 2017

You are history 

You are history means that you're a little krid tat you gonna say goooddddbyyeee to the earth and the minecrafter tat say is gonna smash you in the head so you re history and dead

You Are What You Eat 

The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.
Frank: “You Pussy.”

Dave: “You are what you eat.”

Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.

you are so damn funny

A phrase that should never be spoken or uttered by any mortal being. Legends say that the uttering of the phrase summons demons and curses from the deepest pits of hell. Insults and hurts even the mightiest of men