The Xbox One

The Xbox One is when, during intercourse, the male party member takes a bag of Doritos and a Bottle of MtDew and empties them on the female partner as he climaxes.

Jeremy- I gave Sarah The Xbox One last night
Phil- Duuude! No way!

by AFluffyOwl November 24, 2014

xbox 360

a machine used to play halo 3 and watch movies

guy 1: i got a xbox 360 for my birthday.

Guy 2: cool lets go play some halo 3 and watch some movies

by redydfeyg December 17, 2014

Xbox Live

A meeting place to see how many 12 years old's have fucked your mom.

12 year old 1 on Xbox Live: Dude you're such a fag, stop camping!
12 year old 2 on Xbox Live: I'll stop camping when I'm done fucking your mom!

by Spaceship March 5, 2015

xbox microphone

A low-quality microphone, usually attached to headsets, that is loud and makes the speaker inaudible, similar to the microphones used by squeakers on Xbox Live. The effect can be mimicked by simply putting your microphone right up to your mouth.

Timmy, I can't understand you, I think you have an xbox microphone.

by WhyDoTheseExistNow November 26, 2019

xbox clubs

Drama

Xbox clubs are drama

by SUMFURRYTHING December 31, 2017

xbox app

Always crashes can’t even hear you friends suck laggy don’t get it it takes up to much space 3/10

Me gets on Xbox app nah chef

by Some kid yt July 9, 2020

Xbox cool

Someone who thinks they are hot shit on Xbox Live. They are either in an elite clan, friends with "pro" gamers, or just some douchebag who likes the sound of their own voice.

Douchington92 - Bro I fucked so many chicks at that party last night!
TypicalNerd87 - Quit trying to be xbox cool. If you fucked chicks and partied all the time you wouldn't be on xbox right now.

by AndyPandaBearHere October 29, 2011