boom wonka

A severally retarded person or comment that's extremely unfunny, childish, or stupid.

You a boom Wonka
Your acting like a boom Wonka
You look like a boom wonka

by Lt3100 April 25, 2024

Willy Wonka's Grandparents

When you and another person lay together head to foot with blankets on top of yourselves.

"Hey, you wanna watch Netflix and play Willy Wonka's Grandparents?

by Smellerno October 26, 2020

Willy Wonka Experience

When something is significantly less than described.

Based on an early 2024 event in Glasgow, Scotland where parents were led to believe they were taking their children to an immersive Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory experience. In reality, it was a mostly bare warehouse with AI-printed decorations. Also, no actual chocolate was provided.

He told me he was a great cook and to come over for dinner. When I got there, it was boxed mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs. It was a real Willy Wonka Experience.

by SpunkMonkeyOnOn March 01, 2024

The Wonka Exchange

When you and your partner line up your buttholes and you or your partner poops in to the other’s rectum.

“That bitch was so freaky, she wanted me to give her The Wonka Exchange.”

by ChocolateMaster December 23, 2023

willy wonkaing

The use of "pure imagination" when masturbating. Coming from the song "In a world of pure imagination" from the movie.

Man1: Did you see that one where the girl gives head for 20 minutes?
Man2: Nah, I was willy wonkaing last night.

Man1: Clutch.

by Ballsdeep123 February 21, 2014

full wonka

Eating a chocolate bar while having sex.

I was enjoying my hershey bar in bed when he went full wonka on me.

by Enoch Root December 08, 2017

half wonka

Giving oral sex to someone while they eat chocolate.

I was quietly eating my brownie ice cream sundae when my boyfriend ducked under the covers and went half wonka on me.

by Enoch Root December 08, 2017