Wong

The concatenation of "woman" and "pong". The effect a male suitor or partner experiences while waiting for a woman to get ready, as she bounces from room to room - bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, closet, living room, etc. - assembling herself for an evening out. Much as the video game pong bounces a ball between to moving paddles, the effect is monotonous, boring, endless and/or frustrating.

"I got there at 7pm like we had agreed upon, but due to an hour and a half of wong, we did not leave her house until 8:30. This explains my tardiness and the stiffness of the drink currently in hand."

by Brandon Peele September 26, 2007

Derwin Wong

1. A real noob that is no at anything
2. Counter-Strike yearly number 1 MORON
3. The "Nips Factor"

I thought I saw a Derwin Wong! I did, I did saw a Derwin Wong! Look at those nips.

by I_Should_Kill_Myself March 21, 2004

lynette wong

very cute mgs swimmer. nice smile too. likes me-to-you bears. wants roses,bez friend is amer.

"lalalalalallala" on msn.

by wakeup, jianyang. September 3, 2003

Wong Wayer

Not a chinese name for a man. It's a name for a person who gets the first letter of each word muddled up with the first letter of the next word that comes after it.

Fred:'Ooh Bob shall we go to the par cark?'
Bob:'Ha ha you Wong Wayer.'

by Munterbeast March 28, 2009

To pull a Rick Wong

To pull a Rick Wong
Definition: to leave a place or group of people without any apperant reason and without saying bye.
Also Wong can be left out to save time.

We are all talking.
"Hey, where's Rick Wong?"
"oh, he pulled a Rick Wong or to pull a Rick Wong."

by The White Hispanic September 4, 2012

Wong Chong Chong

The alternate name of an Asian whose last name is Wong.

Alternatively, it can refer to a specific Asian person with whom you are acquaintances.

"Hey, what's up Sam Wong?"
"Dude, her name is Wong Chong Chong, 什麼他媽的是你錯了 嗎？"
"Chill, dude.."

by A. Potatoes May 19, 2013

Wong Fu Productions

Consists of Wesley Chan, Ted Fu, and Philip Wang. They're probably some of the most awesomest Asian guys---and well guys in general---that many people have seen to date. They mostly gained their popularity via youtube, and well their work speaks for itself. If you don't know them, what are you waiting for?! If you do know them but don't really like them, then it's totally cool, I mean I'm sure you'll be accepted by society despite your bad taste :)

Paul: Guys have you seen the new Wong Fu Productions video?!
Amy: YES! But I don't think I'll be drinking a drink made by Phil anytime soon...

by caprediem August 20, 2010