Vegan

A Mental Illness

Vegans are usually described as sub-humans, who think that eating/using animal products should be forbidden.

- Look at him he has cancer.
- Must be a Vegan

by GoldKappa123 December 21, 2016

Vegans

Humanoid lawn mowers

The grass is getting long time to use my vegans

by TRUTHFUL APE November 21, 2019

Veganism

A lifestyle where one chooses to eat a plant-based(ie. not eat animal products) due to moral, environmental and/or health reasons etc.

Veganism is a lifestyle.

by everliss7 June 13, 2018

Vegan

An annoying person.

"Stop being such a vegan!"

"I hate to be vegan... but could you please move your (car) seat forward a bit?"

"I don't like Sandra, she's a vegan."

by pattyx January 14, 2017

vegan

a spawn of Satan

A old lady brought the pope a vegan and begged for him to perform an exorcism.

by Thottastic January 30, 2019

Vegan

Vegans are people who can't eat meat because they think it's bad so they eat crayons and lettuce

"Welcome to Restaurant, what would you like to order today"
"I would like a vegan salad sir"
"Would you like crayons with that?"
"Yes, Please"

by YEEEEEETIE March 1, 2019

Vegan

An asshole.

Look at that vegan over there.
I like to eat meat and don't mind if others eat meat because i'm not a vegan.

by DefinitelyNotAnAsshole October 30, 2017