Vanilla Salt

Slang for Mayonnaise.

(Vanilla Salt, a household condiment, that is made out of vegetable oil, egg yolks, lemon juice or vinegar, and seasonings.)

Mike squeezed the Vanilla Salt about three inches over his bread. It looked like the white hoods of Klansmen. Stilt tho...

by TheJackOfSpoons February 9, 2006

Vanilla Paint Job

A special type of body painting exercise during which a man covers a female in a vanilla colored fluid generally from the penis

McKay: That bitch's tan is so fake.

Nathan: Dude you best lighten it up for her then.

McKay: Good call, I'll give her a Vanilla Paint Job.

Nathan: She will be so thankful.

by m&ndoinwork December 1, 2009

cherry vanilla

aka cherry V
is a very cheap stripper scent that gets you busted by your wife/girlfriend because no matter how many times you wash yourself or your clothes, the scent is still there.

duuude, what the hell is that smell?

is that cherry vanilla from the stripper club?

oh shit, you are so busted by michelle, haha, now maybe i'll have a shot with her.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

non-vanilla

One who is kinky, unlike vanilla who are scared of any non-vanilla activities.

"He's like us, non-vanilla, into the kinks that we are."

"Those vanillas think those fuzzy handcuffs are so hardcore... they know nothing of the non-vanilla world."

by Bitch_Dani July 19, 2006

vanilla biscuit

A racial slur used in the hood to define a white person

Wassup vanilla biscuit!

by JeffyBadissy April 17, 2017

vanilla windmill

When a guy comes in a chicks ass. Then the load is farted back in the guys face.

I was banging my chick in the ass, then she gave me a vanilla windmill.

by Sam and Katie June 29, 2006

Vanilla Blindfold

It is what happens when a man ejaculates on a female's face, and it gets on her eyelids. She is unable to open one or both of her eyes.

I gave that bitch a vanilla blindfold.

I skeeted on her face and she got a vanilla blindfold.

by Hefe317 October 26, 2008