bill the fuck up

When someone fucks up so bad they come up with any excuse to make it not their fault

"Damn can't believe I just backed into that truck, better bill the fuck up!"

"Man I just ran over that shovel better bill the Fuck up and yell at who ever left it there"

by Captan Ging Beard January 18, 2017

life is fucked up

you know that already if you are reading this

Life is fucked up no matter where you are or when it is. It's always fucked up for multiple people.

by newAcronym December 17, 2018

Done fucked up

When you do something you didn’t mean to

Me: I done fucked up.
My friend: How?
Me: I accidentally drank my dead moms ashes thinking it was Gatorade.
My friend: You done fucked up.

by Risoh June 7, 2018

Fuck Up Fairy

An event or action which takes a turn for the worst.

Christ, the Fuck Up Fairy made a visit there.

by Rusty Jeffears November 1, 2008

fucked up shit

something extremely perverted or gross. often used in shock or awe.

wow, you just ate your vomit willingly? that is some fucked up shit.

by andrew September 11, 2004

shut the fuck up

A valid way to tell someone to be quiet.
Abbreviated as STFU.
A term/phrase that Drew (dsl) uses quite frequently

Can be served in a cool glass, a frothy mug, or a piping hot cup, when in its liquid state. Can be served as a meal. Use creatively.

Some fuckhead: HEY GUYS I R TEH SHIT!
dsl: Hey shut the fuck up.

dsl: Have a nice piping hot cup of shut the fuck up.

dsl: *ding* I think the microwave has just finished cooking that plate of shut the fuck up you needed.

by Patrick. October 29, 2004

shit the fuck up

When yo u shit SO hard it goes the opposite direction

1:I had the massive craps yesterday. I almost shit the fuck up!

2:Dude....thats nasty as fuck.

by SeAnANAnA June 10, 2018