uncalmed

Not Calm. Someone who is very excited or upset.

Emily is very uncalmed.

by NCM September 23, 2006

Uncle Craven

The one uncle you have that is always drunk and slurs. This is a fellow that always wants a hug at a family get together and reeks of alcohol.

"Give your Uncle Craven a big motherfucking hug"
-Your Uncle Craven

by Chrisc09 November 11, 2009

Uncle Shamus

Having sexual intercourse with someone while playing the bagpipes. This does not usually attract many bystanders therefore it is useful when wanting some privacy

You should have heard it, my parents were doing the Uncle Shamus last night, I had to get out of there

by RadientEclipse June 28, 2011

Uncle Hander's Workshop

That special place in your memory where your perverted uncle first introduced you to a good old fashioned hand job.

To this day I have never forgotten Uncle Hander's Workshop. I'm gonna have to rub one out.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017

uncle's birthday

An excuse for not coming out because you're at home having anal sex

Brock was at his uncle's birthday again this week

by AmK11 March 15, 2017

Uncle Fucka

Your aunt

also a song from the movie "South Park Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" that Terrance and Phillip sang

Terrance: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long

(Farting noises)
Terrance: Hmm!
(Farting noises)
(More farting noises)
(Laughing)
(Farting noise)

Policeman: What's going on here?
(Farting noises)
Everyone: Fucka, fucka, uncle fucka, uncle fucka, fucka, fucka
Everyone: Ooh
Terrance and Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
(Terrance: Uncle fucka)
Terrance and Phillip: You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
Terrance: You're an uncle fucka I must say
Phillip: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
Everyone: (Laughing)
Everyone: Uncle fucka... that's you
U-N-C-L-E fuck you
Uncle fuckaaaaaa...

Phillip: Suck my balls

Person that hates you: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Me: Shut your fucking face Uncle Fucka

by DJPONAWESOME October 22, 2017

uncle trump

That fucked up Uncle that gave you money. (Via his tax cut).

Uncle Trump is at it again... it’s all about him.

by Hey it’s Me November 4, 2017