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the ultimate karma

Human's disregard for nature, other species etc. causing climate change that hurts humans, bad, real bad.
He’s late to veganism. The ultimate karma is alive and well.
by Old Spicey May 19, 2019
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Ultimate Jew

Eli Spivak is an Ultimate Jew because he only talks about Jewish things and wears a yamika.
He is missing this party for a Batmitzvah... What an Ultimate Jew
by Lucy Cochran May 14, 2015
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Ultimate Taekwondon't

When a Martial Arts instructor attempts to demonstrate a technique, skill or breaking demonstration to their students and fails in a very obvious and embarrasing manner usually resulting in akward silence and lowered credibility for the instructor and the school.
Master Dennis attempted to break 6 bricks last night in class and totally failed! Even after 4 attempts he couldn't get through them all. It was a joke, what a phony. He even had the nerve to say afterward that he has never missed a break. Bet he won't do that again in front of everyone. That Fat Pussy. Thought we were supposed to be learing Ultimate Taekowndo, more like Ultimate Taekwondon't.

Example 2, Saw a great Ultimate Taekwondon't at practice tonight. Mikey tried to show us how to do that spin kick on the heavy bags and fell right on his fucking ass. That lazy fuck has no business wearing a uniform let alone a 4th degree black belt! That fat fuck!
by The Original Karate Kid March 14, 2011
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Ultimate Victory

Chamillionaire's second major album . It is the follow up album to The Sound Of Revenge. Set to release on March 27, 2006. His first single is going to be "Not a Criminal" featuring Kelis.
Chamillionaire's "Ultimate Victory" album is tight.
by Ntowncody January 19, 2007
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Ultimate Greebster

An Ultimate Greebster is someone we all know...it is that friend who comes over and will go through your pantry and fridge with absolutly no cognitive thoughts regarding the fact that the food or drinks are not theirs...they rarely will ask and more often than not you let it slip by and never say anything at all...until they leave
"hey roomie Brian said he is going to stop by..."
"awh dude I just got grocery's and what do you know here comes the Ultimate Greebster!"
"oh shit your right...well lets just make him play Halo right when he walks in so his Greebster ass won't eat all our food!"
by IIIIXIII313 November 20, 2007
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Ultimate Sanchez

During intercourse the male inserts his entire fist into his own anus and punches the woman (or man) in the mouth.
Colin - "Dude I totally Ultimate Sanchezed that bitch, Fallon last night!"

Chad - "Did she die??"

Colin - " Yeah so I made do with what I could after ward."

Chad - "Maaaaaaan we need to go"
by bacon4lyfe November 23, 2011
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