Tapis

God (sort of) of theoretically infinite omniscience & omnipotence, but these will vary according to the proximity of the Down Under bar on the Welly Road (Northampton) and in practise there may be an administrative charge. The Tapis is in the basement of the aforementioned bar, and Those In The Know feed him on finest quality lawn clippings deposited in a Qualcast lawnmower thingy that holds the grass. He often watches the telly. He sits on a carved ebony throne & there's a nice oriental carpet in said basement. You can put excess sausages & the like from barbies back on the grill and sort of offer up a burnt offering. The Tapis will let you know telepathically if he was too knackered to achieve the boon that you requested.

The Tapis enjoyed Emmerdale.

by Tapis July 20, 2006

monomanual typing

Verb. The action of typing with a single hand when the alternate hand is currently occupied. While typing monomaunally the rules of punctuation are frequently ignored because of the difficulty in using the shift key and another key single handedly.

During masturbation I had to type monomanually when I received an instant message.

by Aeon August 2, 2003

nerd typing

When numbers are used in substitution for letters. Commonly found on any online line gaming such as WOW and CS

"this is a good example of nerd typing"

"th15 15 a g00d 3x4mp13 0f n3rd typ1ng"

by GOOFBALL April 12, 2007

typical gamer

A gamer who plays different types of games like “Spider Man, Fortnite, Red Dead Redemption” etc.

There is a gamer on YouTube called Typical Gamer

by Dak🤪 December 7, 2018

typing quirk

replacing letters with other stuff, like using a z for a s, and a 3 for an e.

normal sentence: do you like waffles? i do.
typing quirks: d0 y0u like w@ffl3z? i d0.

by a weirdo who likes tawog December 4, 2022

Tapish

Those who are intelligent and act very similar to preps, but are not preps.

The Tapish kids are going to an Academic Team meeting and then to the mall and shopping for clothes.

by J. Franklin December 8, 2003

typical day on club penguin

Immature online drama with a bunch of trolls and cyber-dating thrown in. Let's not forget all the kids going batshit over the latest pin, too.

So I went on my CP account the other day for the first time in about 4 years. Within the first five minutes, I'd been trolled, flamed, cheated on, broken up with, a thief, a hobo, a pizza delivery guy, Sonic the Hedgehog, a fake celebrity, put myself up for adoption, adopted, put-up for re-adoption by my Mwa-Mwa after she found a cuter baby, verbally abused by a bunch of 9-year-old children, had my virtual birthday party crashed...oh, and some guy told me he was Rockhopper, whoever that is. Yep, typical day on Club Penguin!

by Disvan September 26, 2010