Unwrap a twix

Having taken a dump and taken care of the paperwork whilst pulling up your trousers realising you need another shit. Thereby unwrapping a twix.

After a huge meal last night I need to unwrap a twix in the bathroom this morning

by Rusty bullet buster December 25, 2025

2 Boxes of condoms and a twix wrapper

A badass song by Utah metalcore band Servants of the sentience and it is about living in an apartment and jacking off

Fuck yeah 2 boxes of condoms and a twix wrapper is badass

by anonymous December 1, 2023

United States Of America Ferrerra: Twix Genital Prank

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: United States Of America Ferrerra: Twix Genital Prank

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025