oliver tree

A simple man who achieved Godhood by constructing the largest scooter known to man, having legendary scooter skills, and rocking the now pussy slaying hairstyle know as a bowl cut.

Man 1:.hey, have you heard of Oliver Tree?
Man 2: Who hasn't my guy?

Both men then proceed to ride into the sunset on a razor scooter and rocking a bowl cut.

by Justaniggatrynasleep April 7, 2019

Porcupine Tree

see greatest band ever

Porcupine Tree is the greatest band ever

by el_Sethro September 8, 2005

Tree of life

When the skies of the grounds were one, the Legends, with their twelve forces, nurtered the tree of life. An eye of red force created the evil that coveted the heart of the tree of life and the heart slowly grew dry. To tend the embrace the heart of the tree of life, the Legends hereby devide the tree in half and hide each side. Hence, time is over-turned and space turns as skew. The twelve forces divide intro two and create two suns that lool alike into two worlds that seem alike. The Legends travel apart. The Legendes shall now see the same ski but shall stand on different grounds, shall stay on the same ground but shall see different skies. The day the grounds be kept a single file before one sky in two worlds that seem alike, the Legends will greet each other. The day the red force purified, the twelve forces will reunite into one perfect root, a new world shall open up.

"AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT (/starts the video at 1:26)"

"what the hell is the tree of life"

"ahahah their mama is a tree"

by sooyae February 16, 2013

wrong tree

Abbreviated version of "barking up the wrong tree" which means mistakenly looking for something in a place where it will not be found. Often used to decline a general invitation before it can be specifically directed towards you.

Person A: "I heard the cops were searching your brother's house for evidence."
Person B: "Yeah, wrong tree there."

(Person A approaches two of her roommates)
Person A: "Oh, I'm so glad I ran into you guys! I really need some help cleaning the apartment."
Person B: "Wrong tree."

by Toxic Shock! October 18, 2006

Tree Climbing

When a woman under 5'2" has a sexual preference for male partners over 6'6" tall.

Damn, look at that Sue. She is so tiny and her new boyfriend is gigantic! I knew she was a gymnast, but I had no idea that she was into tree climbing!

by re:vamp February 1, 2013

vitamin tree

When you use marijuana when legitimately ill, sick, or even hungover.

I felt like I was dying then Kelhi came by & hooked me up with some vitamin tree, now I feel great, and hungry again! :D

by BILLS/BRICKbaby August 25, 2013

Cum tree

An ornamental pear tree that necro beast performs ceremony under.

Damn that cum tree stinks

by Uncle_milksteak July 8, 2020