r u a tractor

something you say when someone is talking about their home life.

My Friend: I am so annoyed with my brother he is s...
Me: r u a tractor

by QUinn YodEr December 13, 2018

Tractorer

A tractor driver

Tractorer is looking for a job.

by Kerama Marazzi December 24, 2018

California Tractor Pull

When a man sticks his cock in a womans ass, then the woman sprints. Until the man ejaculates in her ass

That hooker gave me a real good "California Tractor Pull" last night

by The bigges big boi January 2, 2019

Tractor

What do u think

Some lowlife"i suck eggs! Lowlife 2: tractor!!

by Lando calrisiaon July 10, 2019

Cock tractor

The cock tractor is a means of transportation as well as a sexual prank performed between two partners.

To perform the Cock tractor, while receiving the cock, the person on top must jam their index and middle finger into the asshole of the bottom, taking them by surprise and making them thrust their hips in an upward motion.

"Me and the boys went to town with J's cock tractor"

"We were having sex and suddenly she made me into her cock tractor!"

by Cock-cymbal November 11, 2019

Tractor Factor

Often seen as as a derivative of the Idaho Ratio, the Tractor Factor represents the correlation of one's "presence" to the size of their tractor. In common usage (see example #1), the Tractor Factor is used to judge the size of one's tractor by their "presence". Conversely, the Tractor Factor may be the judgement of one's presence by the size of their tractor (see example #2).

Example #1

Bro #1: Man, that guy has a HUGE Tractor Factor.
Bro #2: Yeah, bro. He must be packing one hell of a tractor.

Example #2:

Bro #1: Holy shit, that tractor is very small.
Bro #2: Damn, the owner's tractor factor must be tiny.
Bro #1: F.

by OneBrickyBoy March 31, 2019

Tractored

ever tired of the overused term “triggered” an attempt was made to switch to targeted. during a spoken mishap tractored came out and it’s been our go to ever since.

to be used in place of triggered.

no one: “opinion!”
me: “TRACTORED!!”

by NovaSensei May 31, 2019