Threetard

A person who needs at least three promotions just to be considered stupid.

I can't believe you would do something like that! You are such a threetard!

by 2Q+2Q=4Q November 25, 2020

thestrangemanthatpeers

mmmmmmmm...............................................................................

mmmmmmmmm............................................................................. thestrangemanthatpeers loves ponce

by imthestrangemanthatpeers August 28, 2021

Threat

A collective term for a group of men.

Mike stood among a threat of men outside the club. Janice wanted to talk to Mike but her friends didn't want to engage with the whole threat so she just texted Mike that she'd hit him up later.

by J-Wolf-M April 22, 2023

thruster storm

When a chick is on top riding you and you’re thrusting so fast that the ripple in the buttcheeks doesn’t get to the top of the cheeks before the next thrust. This must continue for 30+ seconds to be considered a thruster storm.

Yea Berzerk gave that chick a thruster storm and she has been calling him every hour for 2 weeks.

by Berzerkk June 15, 2023

Non-Threatening Gay Friend

Non-Threatening Gay Friend is akin to a Gay Buddy, sometimes shortened to NTGF. A girl has no qualms about being around a Non-Threatening Gay Friend; he is, after all, non-threatening.

"Man, Jack's been hanging with Emily all night! Is he coming onto her?"
"No, he's just her Non-Threatening Gay Friend. They're discussing prom dresses."

by Tatianapianist December 31, 2008

triple-threat lane

Noun:

A car lane at a major intersection where one has the rare opportunity to legally go right, left, or straight.

Driver: (rapidly approaching major intersection)
Shit man, I have no idea where to go. Wtf am I gonna do??

Me: No sweat man, its a triple-threat lane, you can do whatever you want.

Driver: Oh shit, a triple-threat lane?! That's fucking awesome!

by Limit531 November 25, 2009

Beard Threshold

When your facial hair constitutes, unequivocally, a beard. Or when your facial hair is now a sign of a deliberate aesthetic choice. This is opposed to someone who simply hasn't shaved in a while or keeps a token amount of short facial hair that really just makes them look lazy or because they are lazy.

"My whole face looks longer today, it must be because I passed the beard threshold"

x- "What do you think of my new beard?"
y- "that's not a beard, you haven't reached the beard threshold"
x-"but I haven't shaved in like 5 days!"
y-"It's still a little patchy, you'll hit the beard threshold soon."

scruff, peach fuzz, facial hair

by pman22 April 8, 2010