by bung the booce October 21, 2014
Get the wizard shitmug. A blue tea made from fresh psilocybin mushrooms. (The ones that make you trip)The blueing reaction occours when most psilocybin shrooms are bruised, notable at the base of the stem. A bit bitter,so a strong herbal tea or some Kool-Aid is commonly used on it.
by Austin Baker October 29, 2006
Get the Wizard's Brewmug. A wicked man of ancient folk-lore believed to pray victim to those who squatted over a chamber pot for more than 5 minutes. The legend of the Brown Wizard is both fascinating and startling in the way of his practices. Once he finds the unsuspecting crowcher, he then extends his hand into a space-shit-time continuum, reaching out from the chamber pot and relieving men's souls thru the anal cavity.
I’d like to spend more time in the bathroom, but I can feel the Brown Wizard has his gaze focusing on my Eye of Sauron...
by The Cartogropher February 15, 2014
Get the Brown Wizardmug. by blueturtlejelly November 16, 2020
Get the Wizards Sundaymug. Either someone who has permanent post-nut clarity or who never masturbates/has sex.
Defined in a song of the same name by the Skitz Npcs.
Defined in a song of the same name by the Skitz Npcs.
"That dude is really smart, he must be one of the semen wizards."
"I've been apart of the semen wizards for a few weeks, it's hard to keep up but my life has changed forever."
"I've been apart of the semen wizards for a few weeks, it's hard to keep up but my life has changed forever."
by BigGeezdaddy September 27, 2019
Get the semen wizardsmug. When a man is hitting it doggy style and he’s about to nut, he pulls out just before and dribbles spit onto the girls lower back to imitate cum. When she turns around to clean him up he angrily ejaculates in her face yelling “Shazaaam!” While using his dick as if it was a wand.
by Eskeeetit February 15, 2018
Get the Angry wizardmug. by stagegoat69 November 6, 2019
Get the Random Wizardmug.