sucky uncle

An uncle who really ducks.

That one eyed man is a sucky uncle because he always upset his nephew.

by Sucky UNCLE September 21, 2015

Uncle Fucka

Your aunt

also a song from the movie "South Park Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" that Terrance and Phillip sang

Terrance: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long

(Farting noises)
Terrance: Hmm!
(Farting noises)
(More farting noises)
(Laughing)
(Farting noise)

Policeman: What's going on here?
(Farting noises)
Everyone: Fucka, fucka, uncle fucka, uncle fucka, fucka, fucka
Everyone: Ooh
Terrance and Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
(Terrance: Uncle fucka)
Terrance and Phillip: You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
Terrance: You're an uncle fucka I must say
Phillip: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
Everyone: (Laughing)
Everyone: Uncle fucka... that's you
U-N-C-L-E fuck you
Uncle fuckaaaaaa...

Phillip: Suck my balls

Person that hates you: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Me: Shut your fucking face Uncle Fucka

by DJPONAWESOME October 23, 2017

Uncle Rico

Any one being who becomes a free-loading, life-ruining, football-throwing, tupperware-selling, time-machine-buying, bust-must-plus-vending, steak-eating Bodaggit.

Grandma called, you are being such an Uncle Rico.

by Chevrolet-La-Vee-Vee-Na December 30, 2004

Uncle Bob

The alias given to the T-800 Terminator by John Connor in Terminator 2.

T-800 Terminator - "Uncle Bob?"

John Connor - *shrugs*

by lordfubar August 06, 2009

Uncle Chan

An Uncle Chan is the asian version of an Uncle Tom. Basically he is a lame ass fool who has no confidence or self-respect. Instead of figuring a way to be a more manly, cultured, and dope ass person, he resorts to seeking validation from the white man, which is something a lame ass bitch does. What he should be doing instead is figuring a way to be a more cool ass person by inventing something dope and useful that everybody thinks is cool. And then beating the white man at his own game!

Look at that Uncle Chan kissing the white man’s ass.

by Temu_787 July 26, 2022

Uncle Tommaso

A person of Italian heritage who makes a living or otherwise advances him or herself by betraying other Italians.

Rudy Giuliani is a real Uncle Tommaso.

by deathbyserifs May 06, 2021

Uncle Sid

(Acid, LSD, Blotter, Hits) A way of talking about LSD over the phone without actually saying it.

"is Uncle Sid in town?"

by Shane Cline January 16, 2004