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Trenched Love

The stage in a couple's relationship when it is not uncommon that they disappear for days at a time with no contact with the outside world. Hence, there is no general cause for worry or alarm. Analytically, this should mean the said couple is home and heavily engaged in consummating their love. This aspect is not necessarily the case these days. It is with today's many travel package get-away deals that this couple could have been "Trenchin' it in Cancun!"

End note: It is said that the term, "trench love" first came into use during World War I, somewhere in France.
"Why is it we never feel any trenched love anymore?"
by gravy111 November 26, 2010
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Trench Monkey

Term given to underpaid, and over qualified archaeological field technicians who work in Cultural Resource Management.
I spent the last eight months as a trench monkey.
by SFArchaeologist December 3, 2015
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sperm trench

1) A channel dug in the ground where men go to deposit their seamen.

2) A women who's 'channel' is where men go to deposit their seamen.

3) A man who's 'channel' is where men go to deposit their seamen

4) A situation that arose in WWI when the entiraty of ones unit was homosexual.
"Dude I have all of this sperm but no where to leave it, what should I do?"
"Why dont you leave it in Nicks mum she's a sperm trench"

or

As the Huns approached the entrenched British position they could see that the British were flying a rainbow flag and the soldiers were dancing to the YMCA. The Germans realised that they were approahcing a sperm trench.
by Trampon October 28, 2006
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Marianas Trench

A badass song sung by the awesome metalcore band, August Burns Red. They are guaranteed to play it at any concert they go to.
That song "Marianas Trench" that August Burns Red played was freakin' gnarly!
by Bored in Arch.Design May 7, 2010
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digging trenches

To have sex with someone.
After Tracy went to sleep, Carrie and Eric started digging trenches on the air matress.
by Babycakes Carrie May 23, 2007
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trench surprise

When someone comes over in JUST a trench coat on and nothing else underneath.
Lola came over with a trench surprise just for me.
by Sickassname_69 April 22, 2018
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Booty Trench

When your ass crack is so deep and long and dirty brown and shit like the trenches from WW1
Hey man did you hear Lataetae has a Booty Trench?
by ThotDaddy69 October 8, 2019
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