dirty teddy

After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and attempts to insert the poop covered fudgebar his partner's mouth. Due to her refusal of the rusty nail into her oral cavity, he rubs the poop on her lips much like applying a shit smelling lipstick. She then goes and pukes in the bathroom.

Mary was smashed and all over Ted. He turned her over and busted the dirty teddy. Soon after she asked him to leave.

by Uncle Teddy December 1, 2006

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Teddy Bear

An extremely racist english slang term used for any black peoples circa 1950s-1960s

Fred: "Tell me Teddy bear, how do you know when the floors are clean with hands that dirty?"

Stanley: "That's clever, Sir"

by Charly bear April 12, 2008

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Teddy B.

a large african american man that smokes dank weed from dusk until dawn. He is literally high every waking and sleeping moment of his dramatically shortened life.

"Yeah, Jessica Bley is such a Teddy B."

by Taylor Brown October 2, 2005

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Hotty Teddy

- New catchphrase for drunken Ole Miss fans to yell at games, signifying their new mascot the Black Teddy Bear.

- Replaces the old-fashioned "Hotty Toddy" cheer

- This yell is primarily used to mock their consistently bad football teams and generally starts around 11am after the majority of Ole Miss fans have consumed enough alcohol to flood the state of Texas.

Hotty Teddy gosh we're ready, let's all drink some more, yeah! Our girls are slutty our alumni are snoring so let's just piss and fight!

by Black Bear Hunting December 8, 2010

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gangsta teddy

a person who is ghetto when you first meat them and sweet and romantic once you get to know them. gangsta teddys are usualy annoing at first and take some worming up to.

"I thought he was a dick but he turned out to be a gangsta teddy

by fred sumner May 3, 2008

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