Literally, the act of mastering shat; asserting your natural authority over God's putty; indulging in a dance under chocolate rain. Also, dominating a predictably submissive William Shatner.
"Wow, I had no idea you were into shat mastering... Are you busy tonight?"
"Look at that shat master! He's totally giving it to the Shat!!"
"Look at that shat master! He's totally giving it to the Shat!!"
by Narwhal Rider March 2, 2009
Get the shat masteringmug. The act of letting your colleagues/parents/partner/friends/children down by making a fool of yourself in any one of thousands of everyday tasks or sporting endeavours.
'So, Tiger, all you had to do was pitch the ball on the green and tap in for a birdie but it looks like you've ended up in the heavy fescue at the back!'
'Yeah, I've pretty much shat the bath right there'
'Yeah, I've pretty much shat the bath right there'
by Chabbs September 30, 2011
Get the Shat The Bathmug. That Mexican I ate last night didn't sit well. Counting the cock a doodle poo and the two times at work, I got a shat trick today.
by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006
Get the shat trickmug. VERB: To tell a co-worker that they need to stop talking; derivative of "shut up" localized to Santa Barbara region of California
by daxterg November 19, 2007
Get the shat apmug. 1. Holy shat! That was awesome!
2. What the shat?! You are fuckfaced.
3. Hey Travis, how the shat did you get here??!
2. What the shat?! You are fuckfaced.
3. Hey Travis, how the shat did you get here??!
by Lisa and Ashley October 30, 2004
Get the Shatmug. 1) Quid Pro Quo. A pun, or play on words of the phrase "Tit for Tat".
An exchange, trade, barter or agreement, where favors, or other like-valued things, ideas or services are exchanged for one another.
2) A retrospective bowl movement.
An exchange, trade, barter or agreement, where favors, or other like-valued things, ideas or services are exchanged for one another.
2) A retrospective bowl movement.
"Wow Bob, you get sexual favors, AND breakfast from this girl? All for fixing her malware-ridden computer?"
"Absolutely Tim, it's all shit for shat, after all."
"Absolutely Tim, it's all shit for shat, after all."
by NCWookieHerder May 22, 2016
Get the Shit for Shatmug. Dude 1: Happy Cuntfartday!
Dude 2: The celebration of the day I was fanny shat in to existence!
Dude 1: I think you might just live to see Fanny Shat added to the english dictionary
Dude 2: Or at the very least, the urban dictionary.
Dude 2: The celebration of the day I was fanny shat in to existence!
Dude 1: I think you might just live to see Fanny Shat added to the english dictionary
Dude 2: Or at the very least, the urban dictionary.
by BournetoKill February 1, 2013
Get the Fanny Shatmug.