heaven for rustiness

The phrase that a recent US migrant uses to insult a company operating in a 3rd world country whose offer he has rejected for obscure reasons

literal meaning: A place where people can actually get rust on their balls

Loser1: Get your history right, have you ever worked at PNS??
Loser2: Its a heaven for rustiness!

by SayNoToMe August 2, 2011

rusty tower

Morning wood covered in dried period blood.

Yo, I didn't know it was Janice's time of the month until I woke up with a rusty tower

by Blarc June 30, 2018

Rusty Ghristle

A kinky form of sexual activity. You create a hook with your index finger, and massage the interiors of a womans anal cavity.

Women: "You want to go upstairs for a bit?"

Man: "Sure, but I can't have sex, I drank too much and have whiskey dick. I can give you the rusty ghristle though!"

by MeatPieEye November 30, 2010

Rusty Garret

During sex, the man whips his penis so hard at the face of the girl, that she gets a bloody nose. Then while she is bleeding, he continues to have sex, spreading the blood all over his and her body, creating a light rust color when the blood dries.

William: “Damn, last night I was going so hard with your mom that I gave her a Rusty Garret”
Andrew: “Wow you guys must have been really into it. I honestly can’t even be mad that it was my mom”

by StraightOrangeHair July 11, 2020

Rusty Bell

Performed in conjunction with a Rusty Sherman which is to put one's penis between one's legs & rub against one's bumhole. To perform the Rusty Bell, one then extracts their fecal covered bellend after a Rusty Sherman and rapidly swings their cock back and forth between their legs, like a bell, singing "Ding Dong" repeatedly.

Frank truly impressed the party goers at his housewarming party with a great spread of food and spirits. But nothing that evening surpassed the awe and excitement of the guests when Frank performed a Rusty Bell right after delighting everyone to a traditional Rusty Sherman.

by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015

rusty waffle

A vagina that has been stained orange and/or yellow from tobacco spit and nicotine.

That girl has slept with so many rednecks that she probably has a rusty waffle.

by WYTKOKSUKR May 11, 2014

Rusty Juggler

When a male forcefully shoves his balls in a females rectum, then pulls them out to then having the female juggle his balls with her tounge.

Girl I heard you do ass to mouth, but have you ever given a Rusty Juggler?

by The big CLap January 18, 2017