bend a quack

Bending over when releasing a giant fart.

MAN#1: Look at that old lady, I bet she's going to bend a quack

MAN#2: No she's not, she just picking up her car keys.

OLD LADY: Excuse me young man, where are the toilets? I've just shat meself on account of the quack I just bent.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 25, 2010

Quack

The word Helga uses to get the attention of fellow quackers.

Helga: where are all the quaker’s?
Helga: Quack
(Quackers come running round Helga)
Helga: ahhh there u r my precious quackers.

by HelgasSoulmate November 21, 2021

Quacked

To be 'quacked' is to see (or more likely shown) a video of a good beautiful girl but at the last second it turns out she has a penis. The reveal is usually accompanied with a cartoonish duck's quack, hence 'quacked'.

My bro showed me this video of this smoking hot chick and I was like "ooooweee!" But then she turned around and there was a big ol' cock n balls. Dude quacked me!

by RosscoTheDestroyer January 9, 2021

my quacks are in a pack

The opposite of my ducks are in a row.

I can’t seem to get anything right- My quacks are in a pack.

by Lorna Black July 3, 2023

#quack

A nazi or a nazi sympathizer in the act of defending being a nazi or a nazi sympathizer.

I think people misunderstand trump. #quack

by A.C. Adsila July 18, 2018

quack slap

To slap someone in the face with your boobs, particularly when they are large such as D and upwards .

We were having the best sex when she quack slapped me.

by Ndorling December 5, 2017

Quack in the box

A small medical clinic in a strip mall office containing minimal medical equipment and low skill staff. You go in there for a quick medical checkup and diagnosis but never for anything else.

I think I might have a flu. I should probably get it checked out at a quack in the box.

by Shepherd Guy December 10, 2025