by abeckett December 29, 2013
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Mark: why are those guys such assholes?
Joe: you stupid idiot those are the mean gay priests. They will stop at nothing to either fuck you or fuck you over.
Joe: you stupid idiot those are the mean gay priests. They will stop at nothing to either fuck you or fuck you over.
by Pepejulian November 21, 2024
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It's just a shot of whatever is convenient, but as you take it someone has snuck behind you and jambs a thumb in your ass crack.
It's just a shot of whatever is convenient, but as you take it someone has snuck behind you and jambs a thumb in your ass crack.
Elliot was out drinking with us and we got him a "frisky priest," he spat his drink all over the bar!
by Chas Duran December 8, 2020
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Waiter: we have to get to the life boats
Teacher: what about the kids?
Lawyer: fuck those kids
Priest: do you think we have enough time?
Waiter: we have to get to the life boats
Teacher: what about the kids?
Lawyer: fuck those kids
Priest: do you think we have enough time?
by Kingreepher June 19, 2024
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- Like that music band?
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- Who?
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- Like that music band?
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by Hakunaruma February 4, 2021
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Person 1: Father Dick Johnson won't be leading the service tomorrow.
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He's in jail, got busted roughin' up some kiddo's Priest's Playground, if you know what I mean.
Person 2: Not really surprised. He always seemed a little creepy.
Person 1: Maybe he'll drop the soap while he's doing time. It would serve him right.
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He's in jail, got busted roughin' up some kiddo's Priest's Playground, if you know what I mean.
Person 2: Not really surprised. He always seemed a little creepy.
Person 1: Maybe he'll drop the soap while he's doing time. It would serve him right.
by Forgettable Name October 30, 2021
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