lap shots

Having a girl on your lap as you each take shots eventually turning into a straight up make out session.

Remember that girl last night? She seemed uncomfortable until we did lap shots. Things got wild.

by Justhim2 October 6, 2013

victory lap

when you finished smoking a joint or blunt and proceed to smoke a second one

Andres: yo I'm blazed as shit
Devon: yeah but let's hit that victory lap
Andres: Ight, I'll get to rollin'

by dirty rug June 5, 2017

lap flap

the flaps found inside numerous magazines that fall out onto your lap usually asking you to resubscribe or to buy a certain product

person 1: *reading magazine* holly sh!t what the f*ck was that thing on my f*cking leg!!!!
person 2: dude calm down its just a lap flap....p*ssy

by my name is a secret shhhh September 2, 2010

Lap dancers

Bounce on your ass all day and get paid to make a male turned on

Damn there lap dancers

by Nighthawk69 July 27, 2014

lap tap

Any sexual position in which the man is sitting and the woman sits in his lap.

Last night, I had the best lap tap of my life!

by catkicker mcpeeee December 8, 2010

rap a lap

to spit game with a girl on yo lap

man keith rap a lap that bitch cause there was no chairs nigga!

by Toby September 22, 2004

Lap jacking

When your friend is getting a lap dance at the strip club and you keep leaning over to watch the girl dance.

Hey Dude quit being cheap and lap jacking my dance. Get you own damn girl!

or

Dude I have no money right now, I'm just gonna lap jack your dances tonight.

by Pigg157 March 16, 2008