Dante x Dirt

Dante Zelby is romantically attracted to dirt.

Dante: "I love Dante x Dirt actually, I WANNA KISS DIRT"
Dirt: "yo bbg"
Dante: "AWEEEEEEEEE"

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025

Dante Martin

also know as cockzilla , hottest being alive , and chick magnet

Guy:have you seen my girlfriend liz? girl:No why? Guy:because i have not seen her for like a hour and she was right here. Girl: She's probaly with dante martin she gonna be hurting

by President Barrak obama May 21, 2016

Dante's Inferno is copilot, gemini and getliner having sexual intercourse

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dante's Inferno is copilot, gemini and getliner having sexual intercourse

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》Is《¤》Dante《¤》,《¤》comma《¤》Andre《¤》Braugher《¤》Is《¤》Vergil《¤》,《¤》Comma《¤》And《¤》&《¤》Brian《¤》Baillie《¤》Is《¤》Sparda《¤》

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《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》Is《¤》Dante《¤》,《¤》comma《¤》Andre《¤》Braugher《¤》Is《¤》Vergil《¤》,《¤》Comma《¤》And《¤》&《¤》Brian《¤》Baillie《¤》Is《¤》Sparda《¤》

by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 22, 2025

Dante x Susamaru

Dante x Susamaru... don't I ever get tired of adding those? Yes, I do, the ship between Dante and Susamaru... I'm yawning as I type this exact type of thing for the 100000th time, just read bro.

Dante x Susamaru, yet another ship ok

Dante: "I love Susamaru"
Susamaru: "I love you Dante let's makeout!!"
???: "..Dante x Susamaru, what else do I say?"

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025

Dante

The Destroyer of Racism

Person 1: I’m racist
Dante: “kills him”

by High_STEAKS11 November 21, 2021

dante

Dante is a beast

yo dante is being a beast

by bobby miller420 January 31, 2022