Wizard time refers to arriving late (or early), in a friendly manner of exaggerated self importance.
"The party starts any time after six, but arrive on wizard time if you like."
"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to." Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. Dir. Peter Jackson. New Line Cinema, 2001.
"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to." Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. Dir. Peter Jackson. New Line Cinema, 2001.
by Pseudothink May 24, 2014
Get the wizard timemug. A blue tea made from fresh psilocybin mushrooms. (The ones that make you trip)The blueing reaction occours when most psilocybin shrooms are bruised, notable at the base of the stem. A bit bitter,so a strong herbal tea or some Kool-Aid is commonly used on it.
by Austin Baker October 29, 2006
Get the Wizard's Brewmug. One who's trap game is so strong, they disappear before getting caught up. One could also put it as ballin' so hard mothaf#%^as wanna find me. Locally known in parts of San Antonio area as pulling "A Chris."
Og: "yo see that red Impala creepin by?"
Youngsta: "who is that guey?"
Og: "he's a trap wizard foo', always trappin' never catchin' chain"
Youngsta: "who is that guey?"
Og: "he's a trap wizard foo', always trappin' never catchin' chain"
by Trap Wizzard October 8, 2015
Get the trap wizardmug. by blueturtlejelly November 16, 2020
Get the Wizards Sundaymug. Either someone who has permanent post-nut clarity or who never masturbates/has sex.
Defined in a song of the same name by the Skitz Npcs.
Defined in a song of the same name by the Skitz Npcs.
"That dude is really smart, he must be one of the semen wizards."
"I've been apart of the semen wizards for a few weeks, it's hard to keep up but my life has changed forever."
"I've been apart of the semen wizards for a few weeks, it's hard to keep up but my life has changed forever."
by BigGeezdaddy September 27, 2019
Get the semen wizardsmug. When a man is hitting it doggy style and he’s about to nut, he pulls out just before and dribbles spit onto the girls lower back to imitate cum. When she turns around to clean him up he angrily ejaculates in her face yelling “Shazaaam!” While using his dick as if it was a wand.
by Eskeeetit February 15, 2018
Get the Angry wizardmug. Monsters serving in the Underworld Army under Medusa, and later Hades. Their head is a giant piece of tempura shrimp with a single eye. They cast a spell that turns you into a piece of tempura shrimp with legs, whereupon their eye becomes a mouth and they chase you down, eating you if they catch you.
Huh? What the heck is that?!
It's a Tempura Wizard!
A Tempura Whatzard?
If he deep-fries you, keep your distance. One bite, and you'll be finished!
Well, that's a step up from eggplant, I guess. No... not really.
It's a Tempura Wizard!
A Tempura Whatzard?
If he deep-fries you, keep your distance. One bite, and you'll be finished!
Well, that's a step up from eggplant, I guess. No... not really.
by Senator Lemonsnout March 14, 2015
Get the Tempura Wizardmug.