Rub the Wizard

If you are a female and you are out bowling in your mixed league and nothing but splits and gutter balls come up, you can turn to your male partner and ask to rub his wizard and then your luck will suddenly turn and you will start scoring big time.

Hey Joe, that's my third straight gutter ball, help a girl out and let me rub the wizard.

by Buzzerbub August 25, 2013

Wizard's Brew

A blue tea made from fresh psilocybin mushrooms. (The ones that make you trip)The blueing reaction occours when most psilocybin shrooms are bruised, notable at the base of the stem. A bit bitter,so a strong herbal tea or some Kool-Aid is commonly used on it.

That stuff you got at camp that they called bug juice isn't Wizard's Brew. We promise.

by Austin Baker October 29, 2006

Brown Wizard

A wicked man of ancient folk-lore believed to pray victim to those who squatted over a chamber pot for more than 5 minutes. The legend of the Brown Wizard is both fascinating and startling in the way of his practices. Once he finds the unsuspecting crowcher, he then extends his hand into a space-shit-time continuum, reaching out from the chamber pot and relieving men's souls thru the anal cavity.

I’d like to spend more time in the bathroom, but I can feel the Brown Wizard has his gaze focusing on my Eye of Sauron...

by The Cartogropher February 15, 2014

wizard lizard

When you and your significant other cosplay as lizards during intercorse (also see furry) while casting spells at one another.

I came so hard after Wizard Lizard. Fireball was the money shot.

by BEUTYFLAEKS November 4, 2017

Tempura Wizard

Monsters serving in the Underworld Army under Medusa, and later Hades. Their head is a giant piece of tempura shrimp with a single eye. They cast a spell that turns you into a piece of tempura shrimp with legs, whereupon their eye becomes a mouth and they chase you down, eating you if they catch you.

Huh? What the heck is that?!
It's a Tempura Wizard!
A Tempura Whatzard?
If he deep-fries you, keep your distance. One bite, and you'll be finished!
Well, that's a step up from eggplant, I guess. No... not really.

by Senator Lemonsnout March 14, 2015

Random Wizard

fat loser who makes shitty videos

did u see Random Wizard’s video today? it was dog shit!

by stagegoat69 November 6, 2019

Angry wizard

When a man is hitting it doggy style and he’s about to nut, he pulls out just before and dribbles spit onto the girls lower back to imitate cum. When she turns around to clean him up he angrily ejaculates in her face yelling “Shazaaam!” While using his dick as if it was a wand.

She thought I was finished but instead I gave her an angry wizard to the fore head

by Eskeeetit February 15, 2018