A tight pimp is someone who is just a smooth operator. A tight pimp has got his pimp all together, operating succinctly with other parts of his game: flow, mojo, clothes, limp, etc.
"Oh that dude Kyle, yeah he be a real tight pimp."
"Mike, you know what? You be a bombass tight pimp daddy."
Etc.
"Mike, you know what? You be a bombass tight pimp daddy."
Etc.
by MDCMDC March 21, 2010
by Tight Cup Lover January 31, 2009
Meaningless phrase that sounds hip enough for nobody to question it. This enables you to sound like you have your finger on the urban pulse when in reality you sit in your country house all day playing classical music and looking at your monkey puzzle tree. Can be used as a response to pretty much any statement, depending on it's infliction.
1. (positive infliction) Aggresive looking teenagers: Hey! We've scored some buzz on the dip with the floonies up whitespit!
You(not comprehending): Tight Rules!
2. (negative infliction) Aggresive looking teenagers: Spuz monkey, dude. Our hicks got our number and now we fry in twenty-five, you ringin' what we jack?
You: Tight Rules, man. Tight Rules.
You(not comprehending): Tight Rules!
2. (negative infliction) Aggresive looking teenagers: Spuz monkey, dude. Our hicks got our number and now we fry in twenty-five, you ringin' what we jack?
You: Tight Rules, man. Tight Rules.
by Turnip Song March 15, 2005
by Jackadee October 18, 2006
by I_CUM_ON_PEACOCKS December 18, 2019
A more classier version of the 'Wank Sock'. Wank tights are the connoisseurs choice for masturbation.
'ere Terry I much prefer the "Wank Tights" to the sock, its so much more silky, depending on the denier.
by haybarner January 22, 2010
by academyresearcher July 20, 2013