Samurai Shampoo

When your friend recommended you an Anime classic however you only heard its name once so you dont know how to spell it;

then you Google what you understood but all you get is this half-assed urban dicitionary entry insulting your poor lectioning skills.

Friend: Hey, have you seen Samurai Champloo yet? Youll like it!
You : Google, what's Samurai Shampoo?

*Friend and Google judging you silently*

by Idk, were all anon here anyway January 2, 2018

AsM Samurai

A noob that plays c-ops - ClowN

Have you heard of that Noob called AsM Samurai?

by Kai aka clown June 17, 2018

penis samurai

a member of a powerful military caste in feudal Japan, especially a member of the class of military retainers of the daimyos with a penis.

That penis samurai made me a sandwich.

by DoctorAsap! November 14, 2020

The Samurai

An extremely large youtube community of over 11 million people. This community is the fanbase for the popular youtuber coryxkenshin. This community is also incredibly understanding of cory and is always patient whenever he needs to take a break. The Samurai are also extremely loyal to the channel as the majority of people in it have stayed subscribed.

"The samurai are an amazing community who are extremely kind."

by Hungrymann April 3, 2023

cardboard tube samurai

brave samurai with one of the most deadliest weapons forged.will risk his life for anything even to save a pig.

why did that samurai risk his own life for that of a pig? because he can.

by angry s March 8, 2003

Samurai goon

A samurai goon is when you cum from 1 stroke only, like a samurai pulling their sword out and beheading the enemy in a single movement

Because he was so horny, he became the samurai goon grandmaster.

by KnightOfNight November 29, 2025

Samurai Hospital TDS

The Samurai Hospital is an ancient medical institution founded and promised to GMOTG Darin Uzunov 3,000 years ago at the Jewish synagogue. The hospital is a pillar of medical history and evolution, and it is often led by a Chief Medic, such as former Chief Medic AgamingBeaver.

Oh do you work in the Samurai Hospital TDS? The dark sword.

by TDS - Management November 30, 2025