sea level

The alititude in which the gluteal region is found. To catch someone "below sea level" is to find someone staring at another's posterior.

Person 1: Bro did you see Sophie's ass in those jeans???
Person 2: Yeah bro I caught Jason below sea level when she got up from her chair

by primetrack November 17, 2018

sea sock

A hidden sock used by a sailor, inmate or a resident at an institution to discretely masturbate into.

After lights out and the other inmates dozed off, the sea sock came out.

by FO August 17, 2017

Sea Quesy

Not sea sick! just Sea Quesy

I got off the boat and I don't feel good, I am sea quesy

by OCpal December 18, 2012

Sea Cabbage

Kelp that has been pickled in a human female's vagina.

James: "Hey Charlie, have you tried the sea cabbage?"
Charlie: "Yes James! It was very fishy and refreshing."

by BedroomPunishment November 4, 2012

sea cumcumber

an weird animal that lives in the sea.

it defends itself by shooting white tendrils at predators and if it's out of it it will eject it's own organs.
they are a bit like wolverine because they regenerate an organ in like 4 weeks. Scientist are currently researching or to can make humans do that to

the key to victory is that turtles are the natural predator of sea cumcumbers. so rage turtles are the natural predators of rage sea cumcubers. therfore: Black Mage- Red Mage from 8-bit theater

by Frostwhisperer September 13, 2009

Sea Bear

The Sea Bear is a cold blooded mammal that lives in the ocean and is a fearsome warrior in the depths. Originally evolving from the Megalodon, the Sea Bear is widely known to eat Sperm Whale, Swallows, and the occasional other Sea Bears off of Naval Bases. It is especially fond of eating seamen off of its poopdeck. The Sea Bear, also known in its Greek name as θάλασσα αρκούδα, tends to reside on Sand Bars, where other Sea Bears frolic on the low depths of the Sandbar. The Seabear has very few mortal enemies, as it is known as a fearsome predator of the ocean blue. It is known to have several enemies, such as Swallows and Cayla Plot, however, it usually is able to fend off them with its very large claws and penis.

I am freaking sick of seeing Sea Bears by Oak Hill Beach.

by seabearlover August 1, 2009

sea hag

1. n. A woman that looks as though she has been ravaged by years at sea.

2. a. Having little or negative attractive value. Usually a woman.

No boys like Sally. She's a real sea hag.

by kevinem April 20, 2005