During the course of a performance of a Brother Blumpkin, the guy on the receiving end of the blumpkin drops two turds seconds apart creating a plop plop sound when hitting the water in the toilet and then blows his load into the mouth of the other guy performing the blumpkin who in turn blows his load all over himself thus the sequence of plop plop jizz jizz.
Joe was giving John a Brother Blumpkin. When John's feces hit the toilet water, a Plop Plop Jizz Jizz occurred.
by HANDLEWHAT February 19, 2025
Some people like to read the newspaper in the bathroom, but I like to Plop and Shop.
When asked why I was gone for so long, I explained I had gotten distracted by an interesting item while plopping and shopping
When asked why I was gone for so long, I explained I had gotten distracted by an interesting item while plopping and shopping
by Guy McSandwich September 27, 2021
someone who dresses, acts like, and is a dumbass. They aren’t worth a fuck and tend to act like a real shit bag.
by bulldogginurmom27 June 11, 2024
Caleb: "Did you hear Amazon wants to deliver packages to your car?"
Ed: "No? What will they do, just plop it in the trunk?"
Thomas: "Dude, I totally plopped her in the trunk last night!"
Harmon: "... What in the genuine fuck does that mean?"
Ed: "No? What will they do, just plop it in the trunk?"
Thomas: "Dude, I totally plopped her in the trunk last night!"
Harmon: "... What in the genuine fuck does that mean?"
by WarmLeatherette April 24, 2018
When you get dumped right before Thanksgiving, the idea being she doesn’t have to get you any holiday presents or put up with your dumb azz through the holidays. Usually these relationships start back with a booty call in mid January
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