wallowing hippo

Shitting in a toilet cistern.

My toilet water was dirty when I flushed it. I took the lid of the cistern and found some dirty bastard had laid a wallowing hippo in there.

by captnphunky March 09, 2017

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melting hippo

A person who is so sweaty and laughing so hard they drool on themselves like a hippo

Everyone has a friend who's is a melting hippo...that person laughs at something at the same thing everyone else is laughing at but drools on themselves from the laughter...this happens alot when you or your friends are high and/or drunk as fuck.

by Carlos parallax September 22, 2013

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Raunchy Hippo

A horny girl with an ass that resembles a golf ball.

I gave that Raunchy Hippo the best angry dragon.

by Seafood_Guru July 26, 2010

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Squishy Hippo

A "Squishy Hippo" is a term used to describe a person who is disguisingly friendly but secretly a bitch who may be hot but is a slutwhore or a player with a really wide vagina.

"Squishy" is a name to describe the hidden bitch within.
The name "Hippo" comes from the hiding characteristic of a Hippopotamus, being able to hide their anger by being calm and/or lazy.

Friend: I'll see you later, Gurl.
Squishy Hippo:... OK, Gurl. Love ya bye!
(Friend exits the room)
Squishy Hippo: Oh god I hate her.

Jack: Dude I wanna fuck that chick.
John: Maybe, dude. But she's a Squishy Hippo!

by Shadioactive I.N.C. August 17, 2012

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