Verbal Fisting

To be demolished through words in a way that produces the physical, emotional and spiritual impact akin to an actual fisting.

I made Carrie cry unintentionally. After she told on me, I received a verbal fisting from my boss.

by Tangie128 October 16, 2012

Reverse Fist

When you take a dump so big that it feels as if you're getting fisted from the inside out in stead of the normal way of fisting, from the outside in.

Mitch: "Dude, I just took a dump so big it stretched my asshole. Talk about some serious pain"
Zakk: "Sounds like you got reverse fisted!"

by Engine11 November 3, 2012

iron fist

To rule with an iron fist is to harshly punish anyone or thing that bends the law at all. There are no technicalities, and there are no mercies granted.

Stalin ruled with an iron fist.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

jupiter fisted

To get fisted by a woman who shops at Lane Bryant.

The fat girl walked out of Lane Bryant and Jupiter fisted me right in the ass with her massive paw.

by tholts November 12, 2013

Barrymore's Fist

A turd that causes catastrophic anal damage. From ex-popular tv host Michael Barrymore's misadventure up his friends back passage (arse) in his swimming pool. Ouch!

I've got to sit on a rubber ring after that that shit, it was like Barrymore's Fist.

by Marcos Davies January 2, 2009

fist shake

What old people do from the porch when little kid's baseballs break their windows.

Those little rat bastards broke my kitchen window again, so I gave'em the old fist shake from the porch to scare them off.

by Beef Sanchez September 19, 2003

Morning Fist

That weak feeling in the hands when you first wake up in the morning, where you can't even make a fist.

Wife: Can you give me a backrub?

Husband: I would, but I totally have morning fist.

by Rock3ebChick March 6, 2009