The off brand version of Andrew Tate you would get from the bargain bin thats always mocking himself and gets no bitches at all a complete counterpart of Andrew Tate
by ٩( ᐛ )و April 20, 2023
fuck you just pulled a russell
fuck you russell bates!
ex: james why can't my cat walk?
cause i pulled a russell
fuck you russell bates!
ex: james why can't my cat walk?
cause i pulled a russell
by dave nielsen March 22, 2008
When the cover of a porn video is misleading or intentionally lies about what is actually in the video.
Mike: Dammit, I fell victim to another bate and switch last night.
Ike: What's that?
Mike: When the porn video doesn't match what is advertised on the cover. You know, like when the hot blonde with triple Es on the cover isn't in the movie.
When the movie advertises twins, but they appear in separate scenes. They say there is a Bukkake scene, but it is only a threesome. Promise double anal, but its only two guys taking turns. You think you're getting hot fresh teens but they have saggy boobs and c-section scars.
Ike: Yeah, dude, it is a cruel world out there.
Ike: What's that?
Mike: When the porn video doesn't match what is advertised on the cover. You know, like when the hot blonde with triple Es on the cover isn't in the movie.
When the movie advertises twins, but they appear in separate scenes. They say there is a Bukkake scene, but it is only a threesome. Promise double anal, but its only two guys taking turns. You think you're getting hot fresh teens but they have saggy boobs and c-section scars.
Ike: Yeah, dude, it is a cruel world out there.
by Doc Irysch December 23, 2009
A person who is not him or herself in public and strives for perfection and has a strange obsession on number of things. The person can possibly be psychotic as Patrick Bateman. He or she might show a few signs like jealously and tries to keep cool, so he or she won't show their true image.
"Dude, have you met that guy last weekend? Fucking Pro Bates all afternoon."
"There goes Bruce Wayne in his formal suit at a restaurant. Definitly Pro Bates."
"There goes Bruce Wayne in his formal suit at a restaurant. Definitly Pro Bates."
by Justified501 May 22, 2012
by BaBi_KruFFy September 27, 2005
A debatebetween men which is purely suitable for men, generally about women, sex etc
a typical one would be talking about who youve recently shagged.
a typical one would be talking about who youve recently shagged.
Man 1: I dont know what to do about my girlfriend, shes suffocating me
Man 2: lets have a man bate then.....
Man 1: We need a man bate, who's the hottest girl at work?
Man 2: lets have a man bate then.....
Man 1: We need a man bate, who's the hottest girl at work?
by Mr Birling May 11, 2009
If a man has an erection and he's about to go somewhere where the erection would be inappropriate, he will masturbate to get rid of the erection before he leaves.
Tom: Damn, that girl's hot
Mark: Hell yeah she is
Tom: Man she makes me hard, how are you not?
Mark: I waste bated before I left home so my mom wouldn't see my boner.
Mark: Hell yeah she is
Tom: Man she makes me hard, how are you not?
Mark: I waste bated before I left home so my mom wouldn't see my boner.
by BOOBYBOUNCER May 14, 2011