schizophrenic weather

When weather dramatically changes instantly for a brief period or a long duration within the same day.

We have schizophrenic weather, It was sunny in the morning, but thunderstorms in the afternoon.

by MC not so Hammer August 23, 2011

How's The Weather?

A phrase used by teenage girls to secretly inform each other that their tops are too low.

girl 1 : Hey Claire, How's the weather?

girl 2 : crap, its fine now i think

Dean : nice

by Vinny ;D January 16, 2010

Weather Slut

One who irresponsibly sleeps with another due to impending natural disasters.

You slept with Jon during Hurricane Irene? When did you become such a weather slut?

by Chinese Jade September 7, 2011

fair weather

a fake friend.
who will be a best friends, but be careful, because they will backstab you quicker than lightning.

mary elizabeth harpel is a fucking fair weather.

by victom1 April 2, 2009

Weathered Softball

An overly used sexual product, specifically with regards to anal play.

Linda: oh man!
Barba: what's wrong Linda?
Linda: my favorite is showing signs of a weathered softball!
Barba: oh no! You should order a new one from pandorasbox.club - their products never weather out
Linda: that's a great idea, my ass can't wait :)

by BB Swan November 8, 2017

Cribbage Weather

Sometimes its a nice day, sometimes shitty, but its always a good day for cribbage.

Alyssa - call your Dad and set up a game!

How’s the weather there. It’s cribbage weather

by AllDavesRock February 26, 2023

Jaida Weathers

A big piece of shit. Ruins everyone's opinions and loses friends. Hates their ex best friend and wants to die. But thats ok. Because they hate everything else anyways.

Person 1: have you heard of the piece of shit Jaida Weathers?
Person 2: yeah! I hate them sm.
Person 1: me too!

by Duck <3 July 9, 2021