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Squeeze-ripe

When you think the fruit or vegetable you're buying is ripe, but it only feels that way because other people have been squeezing it.
I ended up throwing out the mango I bought. I thought it would taste good, but it was only squeeze-ripe.
by AndreaMcN July 12, 2018
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Siberian squeeze

When you insert your balls inside a women vagina and she squeezes the flaps in order to stop the blood flow in your balls making them fall off.
Thanks to the Siberian squeeze, I now have no balls!
by dnjfndsf October 16, 2017
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cattle squeeze

Sexual position in which the girl on the bottom (laying on their back) puts her legs vertical and which the male does a missionary style position and puts his skull between her legs and she closes her legs on him like a cow in a cattle squeeze.
Last night Ronda hit me with the cattle squeeze and it sent me back to my days on the ranch.
by Mowerdover November 10, 2020
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Kentucky Squeeze

The act of grabbing a male's genitals and squeezing as hard as physically possible.
Skylar punched me in the balls, so I gave him the good ol' Kentucky Squeeze!
by westtd October 3, 2022
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Squeeze Chili

“Oh shit Bro!...move...MOVE NOW!...where’s the bathroom? I gotta Squeeze Chili!”
by subtronic October 11, 2018
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Supulveda Squeeze

Created by Hollywood Producers Scott Manville and Jon Alan Stewart. The Supulveda Squeeze references the attempt of a Producer to start undermining the importance or desire for an actor once said actor has agreed to be part of a project.

The “squeeze” is applied so that the actor and agent start believing that their services aren’t needed as much as they thought and thus making the actor willing to accept less money.
“As soon as Rob Lowe agreed to be part of the project, they started to infer that he was kind of old and they don’t know how they can work him into having a bigger part; they are totally doing a Supulveda Squeeze on him.
by SouthWilshire April 8, 2022
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Squeeze The Chicken

"a nicer way to tell people you gotta go piss"
"MOM!......Ima go Squeeze The Chicken!!!"

"I drank too much aqua, better go squeeze the chicken."
by RYUHD October 2, 2017
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