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Spiritual Hand Shake

Typically a short eye contact when there would in general be a real hand shake. Often accompanied by a friendly remark. A rest of politeness and friendliness in epidemic times
Hello Walter, how are you? Please feel my Spiritual Hand Shake! It comes from my heart ...
Dear colleagues, please avoid physical hand shakes. Our policy are spiritual hand shakes.
by ThePhysopher March 5, 2020
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alternative spiritual community

The name of a wonderful cult started by Klaus Hargreeves, also includes sex swings.
Person: what the fuck is going on over there?
Me: oh, that’s just Klaus’s cult, the alternative spiritual community
by Basictransguy March 9, 2022
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Spiritual Psychosis

Spiritual psychosis is not an official medical term, however for deeper reference, it was studied by Carl Gustav Jung.

Spiritual psychosis can be a result of

(1) not pursuing psychic abilities and then learning to control and maintain them (Jung, chapters on hysteria Psychiatric Studies)

(2) being cursed by a sophisticated magician, alchemist, witch doctor, oracle of Satan’s reign etc… and then experiencing psychosis as defined by the Diagnostic Statistical Manual published by the American Psychiatric Association

(3) Experiencing a situation similar to that of Needy from ‘Jennifer’s Body’ or Rosemary from ‘Rosemary’s Baby’ mental and emotional bewitchment causing severe traumatic internal and external responses
Guy 1: That movie was all about spiritual psychosis.

Guy 2: Do you really believe in that stuff?

Guy 3: I surely do my girlfriend’s been assuming that I’m cheating on her. She had this crazy talk saying she saw a doppelgänger couple of us fighting in the presence of another girl.

Guy 1: Your girlfriend is a nut job.

Guy 2: Does she take any medication for that?

Guy 3: Stop being a—holes. I’m Catholic. I believe her.

Guy 2: I look forward to the wedding.

Guy 1: You’re both the nutty bunch.
by Mystic Illumination 21 May 3, 2024
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spiritual steven segal

ADV. Lyrical, spiritual, bring the dalai lama in
I'm not the spiritual Steven Segal
Brings the drama like a suicide bomber
I'm not a spiritual Steven Segal, back me up against the wall, I'm not the lyrical, spiritual Dalai Lama.
by Lyrical Spiritual nigga February 10, 2017
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Spiritual Union.

Of one purpose, to enjoy each other physically, emotionally and spiritually. To love each other, near or far, here or there, at anytime.. To be united in mind and purpose, see union, see spiritual love. See marriage.
Spiritual union... man...best thing ever. Sex without the marriage or physical hassel and mess of actual physical unions. Anytime, anywhere, spiritual unions.
by DeSexbot March 5, 2022
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spiritual velvet

She identifies as a spiritual velvet
by anti-pseudonym July 1, 2017
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