Snorkel Fucker

One who fucks snorkels. (Ususaly with a cock.)

Billy is a dirty Snorkel Fucker, because he has sexual relations with snorkels!

by I am Jacob May 1, 2006

Snorkel Fart

The insertion of a snorkel into ones vagina while shit breath air is expelled thru said snorkel creating radio brilliance.

What was that sounds,it was a snorkel fart.

by The Dirty Twig Show November 1, 2008

Snorkel tit

When one tit is sufficiently larger than a snorkel. Generally found in men aged 74 and above. Extremely fatal.

Mom, what's that on Grandpa's chest?
Honey, that is what we call.."a snorkel tit"

by Mr. Snorkeltitvagpenis July 9, 2010

semen snorkeling

when a person is wearing a veterinary cone over their head, to cum some much on a persons face, most likely requiring at least 9 guys cumming on one person, that they must use a snorkel.

If she hadn't been using that snorkel, in the act of semen snorkeling, she would have literally drowned in cum.

by Creative Pervert and his bro January 28, 2009

Portland Snorkel

Verb. When a girl is sucking on your balls and the shaft of your penis looks like a snorkel running parallel to the side of her face. If the girl is wearing glasses, it adds to the effect by mimicking goggles. Hence "Portland", because all the hot girls wear glasses.

Ed told me he got a Portland Snorkel for Sarah last night in the library. What a whore.

by Lord Reg May 16, 2011

snorkel gear

When ya got that hoo hang jimmy wang in someone's mouth, and a testicle over each eye. Resembles snorkeling gear in a crude way. . . A ho staple. Usually,If a bitch ASKS for the snorkel gear, you're gonna want to make sure the bitch aint got herpes.Or something. . . Also, fun to slip a roofie in a girl's (or guys) drink, give the bitch the gear, take pictures of it and post it all over the internet.

Yea bruesss i was mad doggin this ho wit ma fuck stick saturday night, slipped her a roofie, gave her the snorkel gear! check it out up on myspace!!

by Tampa M October 19, 2006

snorkel job

Blow job under water

I was getting a snorkel job while in the tub.

by civ00 October 30, 2013