maypole smuggler

a gentlemen with an arrection; concealed within his loins but sill visible

you dirty little maypole smuggler under the bed

by james screech August 26, 2008

Rainbow Smuggler

A person who can not always be spotted as homosexual right away. An individual, who like a rainbow which can be hazy at times, is none the less clearly a homosexual. This coincides with the rainbow being the indentifying mark of the homosexual community. Sometimes hazy, sometimes clear, but always gay.

Frank you have been acting gay lately, are you a rainbow smuggler?

by Mike Postal Hauncho July 1, 2010

Chode smuggler

An overall jerk, asshole, moron or dumbass.

"You are a total chode smuggler."

by Poby May 11, 2006

raisin smuggler

a person who smuggles raisins.

"dude, i was at this raisin farm, and i did some mad raisin smuggling,....because you know,......im a raisin smuggler."

by grand master raisin August 28, 2006

bone smuggler

One who smuggles bone.
(See also bone smuggling)

Tim was horrified to find out the prostitute was a bone smuggler.

by Lunchbox March 28, 2003

choad smuggler

You know damn right what a choad smuggler is.

Dude 1: Umm, hey what are you doing?
Dude 2: Shh...smuggling choads.
Dude 1: THIS IS A STING! OMG TIME FOR YOU TO DIE ROTTEN CHOAD SMUGGLING BASTARD!
Dude 2: No! Why did I ever turn to choad smuggling! My life is wasted! No!

by weeeee March 4, 2003

Smugglers of the Galaxy

Often zitty faced boys gather to play fantasy games where they can prettend to actually be athletic and talk to good looking women. Similar games include: "Dungeons and Dragons", "What would I do if actually had a girlfriend", "Smell my fart", and "Look at the size of my bugar"

Hey, obviously we aren't doing anything Fridaynight, lets sit in my mam's basement and play "Smugglers of the Galaxy"

by Phantom Pharter February 2, 2005