Daytime Sleepies

A state of altered perception of time in which it is later than you think it is, caused by staying up till 2 AM or later and getting less than 10 hours of sleep

Oh Man, I shouldn't of stayed up so late, now i have the Daytime Sleepies

by TeenyMeany June 14, 2018

Sleepy j

Sleepy j falling asleep while giving a handy j

Man Brandi fell asleep the other night I got a sleepy j

by Waihk July 8, 2018

The Sleepy Goat

A variation of the goat where the man is either laying in the fetal position or flat on his stomach, cock and balls tucked back between his thighs, resembling a sleepy goat face.

Pat really needs to start wearing pants to bed, everytime I walk through the room it's like an ugly ass goat is just staring me down!

Her: send me a dick pic

Him: nah baby that ain't how we doing it in 2019

Her:

Him: hits her with the sleepy goat

Her: *sploosh*

by MaDMeMeS February 14, 2019

The big sleepy

When you're really tired. like, 12 hours after pulling an all-nighter

Me: I have been hit with the big sleepy
Mom: It's because you're always on that damn phone
Me: ?????????

by W4ffleCat May 31, 2022

Sleepy Driver

Where person gives head while driving.

That girl looked like she was yawning like a sleepy driver.

by Air Horn July 5, 2009

Sleepy fister

When two gross fatties end up in bed together after a drunken night out. The man will insert his ample fist inside his good lady as he's too lazy to nail her, but after a couple of exerting thrusts falls asleep due to excessive cakes and pies and the fact they repulse each other that much.

The fatties awake in the morning...

Sarah : Chris please remove your fist from my vag!

Chris : Sorry love, i really am a sleepy fister.

by troutgold July 7, 2009

Sleepy Fat

When you wake up, usually after travelling in a vehicle for an extended ammount of time with a rock hard member desperately searching for someone to touch it. Not to be confused with the travel fat where the person is fully awake during the fatting up.

Man I wish I wish had a crowbar to smash this muthafucken sleepy fat down!

Honey can you just touch it for a bit? I could could break a window with this!

(In a Taxi) Mahammed, can you tap my rock hard sleepy fat?

by Mr Tockley October 23, 2006