sleepy waffle

Mixing semen spit and egg whites and giving it to a woman. To swallow or put it in syringe and squirt on an un suspecting female

Gave her the sleepy waffle .she is nasty

by sicksloth January 10, 2017

sleepy train

When you could've fallen asleep standing up, but you didn't given so you got a sudden burst of energy and you weren't hired again for a few hours. Then suddenly out of nowhere you're y you could've fallen asleep standing up, but you didn't given so you got a sudden burst of energy and you weren't tired again for a few hours. Then suddenly you're super tired and it feels like a train is pulling up to the station and you better get on that sleepy train cause the next one isn't coming for a few hours so you better catch this one unless you wanna be staring at the ceiling for the next two hours.

You better catch that sleepy train next one isn't till 5am!

by oregonsuri87 June 25, 2015

The big sleepy

When you're really tired. like, 12 hours after pulling an all-nighter

Me: I have been hit with the big sleepy
Mom: It's because you're always on that damn phone
Me: ?????????

by W4ffleCat May 31, 2022

Sleepy-ing

the act of putting your ass up and your face down on the floor and pretend your have fallen to a deep sleep.

usually used in boring situations.

a type of planking.

"holy shit hes sleepy-ing on the table!"

"dude im bored lets go sleeping at the mall."

by leapfrog123456789 September 05, 2011

Sleepy Driver

Where person gives head while driving.

That girl looked like she was yawning like a sleepy driver.

by Air Horn July 06, 2009

Sleepy fister

When two gross fatties end up in bed together after a drunken night out. The man will insert his ample fist inside his good lady as he's too lazy to nail her, but after a couple of exerting thrusts falls asleep due to excessive cakes and pies and the fact they repulse each other that much.

The fatties awake in the morning...

Sarah : Chris please remove your fist from my vag!

Chris : Sorry love, i really am a sleepy fister.

by troutgold July 07, 2009

Sleepy Horse

A horse who is constantly sleepy. Never moves unless forced, eats only when fresh food has been placed under it's mouth and when it makes a bowel movement said horse never lifts it's tail. Hence not only a very sleepy horse, but a horse that has shit all over it's rear end and always drools. It sucks so bad that you could put Christmas lights all over it and it would matter. It would just make it a festive sleepy horse.
Basically it is the act of being a waste of life.

"Man that is one sleepy horse" or "You're a sleepy horse"

by Bree N. February 05, 2007