Shit the sheets

To fail on an astronomical level; to achieve little despite putting forth effort.

"I studied for that Chem test for like 2 weeks, but I still shit the sheets on it."

by Karl Karlsen November 18, 2013

shake the sheets

a phrase used to describe a man and women gettin' down and dirty in bed. also see "bed rock"

i want to shake the sheets with her all night

by bbbbbmmmmgggg November 4, 2013

sheet shifter

When a person intentionally leaves one sheet of toilet paper on a roll, shifting the responsibility for putting a new roll on to the next hapless user. The next user may discover too late that the supply is insufficient and have to hop over to the closet with their pants around their ankles to get a new roll. In a frat house it is unlikely that there is another roll. This individual is the lowest of the low rollers.

Hey dude, can't you let people know that the TP is used up? I had to fish some dirty tissues out of the trash to wipe my ass with. Stop being a sheet shifter you asswipe.

by pelicanellie June 13, 2014

sheet sheg

A sheet sheg is a hoe

Jessica is such a sheet sheg

by Sheetsheggjrl November 22, 2016

20 sheet

Slang used to refer to a £20 pound note in the UK, typically used during drug transactions

"I've only got a 20 sheet on me so I'll need a tenner back for the ten bud"

by m2stizzy January 11, 2021

sheet creep

What happens during the night when the fitted bottom sheet gets partially or entirely detached.

I didn't sleep well due to sheet creep. When I woke this morning my bottom sheet was partially on the floor and I was laying on a bare mattress.

by pennythek September 20, 2010

whoopsy sheet

a sheet of shit covered toilet paper which accidentally falls out of ones hand and onto a public restroom floor after wiping ones ass and checking to see if there is any need to continue wiping.

"Ahh man, someone left a whoopsy sheet in this stall!"

by mostbuttas March 24, 2010