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Shart

AKA: Shit-Farts
While straining to push out a doozie of a fart, you accidently shit you're pants. Can also happen unexpectedly when attempting a silent but deadly hot fart.Reprocussions: 1.)May just leave a small skid mark or 2.) May ruin you're Wedding Dress. Sharts may prelude to a night of drinking warm Coronas.
ex 1.)I accidently shart my pants in line waiting for my Big Mac.
ex 2.) We all heard the fart, and the look on her face made it evident she had just shart her pants. A quick look in the undies confirmed the fact, and new undies were called in.
ex 3.)I had to shower after that shart.
by Juliagoolia September 15, 2005
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The dude sharted and left a spot on my couch when he was trying to make out with me. When I asked him to leave he had a huge wet stain on his ass..omg!!!
by moowillie March 9, 2011
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When you get the felling you have to fart, and when you do, a little shit comes out.
1. Dude, can we leave?
2. Why
1. I, uhh, well i sharted.
2. ohh haha ok lets go...
by EWW I SHARTED!!! April 18, 2010
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when you try to fart, but, accidently, you make an ass out of yourself and shit in your pants
Gary: dude, what the fuck is that smell........OHHH no way dude, you just SHARTED!!!!!!!!!
by but lick April 11, 2005
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When you fart and by accident take a small shit in your pants. Usally wet shit. Not cool to do in peoples dorm rooms.
Zach walks to Bathroom...
Zach: O shit.. Ben i need a new pair of bokers
Ben: What the fuck
Zach: Yea, i sharted
by BJ September 27, 2004
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Noun: The combination of the solid waste and gas excreted from the anus simultaneously.

Verb: The act of excreting shit and gas while farting!
The origin of the word "shart" is credited to L. M. Crowley (1986) after observing her brother excrete a little extra something along with his explosive gas after after a night of endulgence at the turkey testical festival.

Holy Crap! The idiot just sharted!
by T wember January 11, 2009
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Basically, to follow through with either a solid or liquid excretion after a bout an episode of flatulence
Phillip Seymour Hoffman's character in Along Came Polly comes out with the line "Hey Dude, we have to go! I just sharted"
To which he adds "I farted and a little shit came out!"
by Gene Pool September 13, 2008
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