Murderous Scantrons

The Murderous Scantrons, formed in 2005 at Los Banos High School in Los Banos, California, is one of the best known bands in the world. They've been serving up smiles for forty years in Los Banos, only recently, in 2004, moved onward in their conquest for fame and fortune. The band contains three members: David, Kyle, and Morgan (sp). Their first album, "This album is blank on purpose.", is due out in stores in July, 1999, after repeated delays due to the stealing of the source code and JAVA script by the local math teacher, Mr.Miller. The Murderous Scantrons' next show is tonight at 2A.M., in room 524 of the Los Banos High School . Be there or be squared. Don't worry, the show is blank on purpose.

"DOOd, DAT MURDEROUS SCANTRONS CONNCERTZ IN MRMILLERZ CASSWOMB WAS ROXXORZ !!!!!!!!! oneoneoneone! !!!!ELEVENEL VENEVLENEMURDER OUSEVE!!!!!!!!SCANT RONS!!!!!1 LONEONEONE", says Eddie of Geometry, period 5.

"Sir, the Murderous Scantrons concerto in Mr. Miller's classroom, was rather tasteful and enticing, I might say.", says Steven (sp) of Geometry, period 5.

"I give it a 10, just like I gave Kyle's Mom last night. <333" says David of Murderous Scantrons.

"Hey-Uh, let's get focused! I don't want no bologna today! MIKE, GET OUT! Kayla, sit down. EXCUSE ME??? HEY! H-H-H-HEEEY! Why do I allwuhs gotta carry such a big stick around? HUH? YOU WANNA GET NASTY, I'LL GET NASTY!!" says Mr.Miller.

"I love Bianca", says David, again, of the Murderous Scantrons.

As you can tell from these highly reputable sources, The Murdeous Scantrons ROXXORZ MY SOXXORZ. And all yours too. CONSIDER YOURSELF PWNED MR. MILLER. EH? EHHH? YEAHHH.

by The Murderous Scantrons February 16, 2005

Scatter-shat

The act of shitting on a massive and explosive scale. More projectile than actual terd. Also known as Dynamite-Buttlhole or C-4 Shit.

I am going to go up to Mrs. Jones' desk and scatter-shat in in her face.

by Robo January 3, 2005

Scatter Fuck

A person regarded as flighty, thoughtless, or disorganized. Or scatterbrained

I was so scatter Fucked today, I kept forgetting my things ever where and going to the wrong rooms!

by The Scatterfuck August 25, 2011

scatter

1)someone that shits on you during anal sex
2)a dog (or human) that eats thier own (or others) shit

1)dont mess with her she's a scatter
past tense: someone scattered me the other night

by fulltilt monkey August 17, 2007

Scantron

A hip, robotic dance performed in moments of extreme intoxication or joy.

Yo, did you see Marina bust out the Scantron last night? Shit was off the chain.

by Rockgrant February 26, 2009

scaterbrain

when your head is a mess and you can't collect your thoughs. you feel a mess and cant get a handle on anything. can be scary.

dude i'm so monged from lastnight. got a proper scaterbrain today. it was that last doobe... i knew it was a bad idea!

by bearos December 16, 2008

Scatter

The sound you hear before you die by the hands of a Hanzo player.

Hanzo scatter arrow, players worst nightmare.

by ExiledChaos January 6, 2017