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rip-ter scale

A classification of farts reserved for those people who produce such foul odors or cataclysmic explosions that an earthquake is the first comparison to come to the mind of any bystander.
Oh my God. Mark just let out a 8.5 on the rip-ter scale. I could feel the vibration from over here.
by Sporefrog January 5, 2009
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Black Jack Scale

An alternative scale of judging female attractiveness that is similar to black jack. The lower the number you give the female, the more times that you would like to have intercourse with or "hit" the female. Inversely, higher numbers are reserved for females that are rather unattractive and in most situations in which you are not piss drunk, you would not want to have intercourse with or "hit" the female.
Damn that girl is fine! She's definitely a 1 on the Black Jack Scale. I'd hit her again and again and again!
Holy shit that girl is nasty! I'd never do her, she's a 21 on the Black Jack Scale no doubt
by Emack44 October 6, 2010
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Losing it Scale

Scale:
minor-intense

1. minor tizz
2. complete tizz and to-do
3. strop
4. a visit to strop central
5. F.T. (funny turn)
6. spazattack
7. complete ditherspaz
8. nervy b. (nervous breakdown)
9. complete nervy b.
10. ballisitcisimus
jaz had a complete nervy d. today in blodge when the teacher squirted big blood on her desk!

are you serious a 9 on the Losing it Scale
by Ali Lansing July 15, 2006
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1-10 Scale

The 1-10 scale of attractiveness is a rating system of a person's physical appearance.

1 denoting a horrifically ugly person and a 10 denoting an exceptionally beautiful person.
5 is of course average; most people fall within the ranges of 4, 5 and 6.

If you are lucky you are a 7 or above, if you are unlucky you are a 3 or below.

Used largely in the speed dating scene or by college fraternities/sororities.
"By the way, I'm dating Kathy now."
"What? She's like a "5" at best on the 1-10 scale, bro."
"I know, but I still love her."
by PlannerX September 25, 2016
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Scalelyy

Something you would call a child that is retarded and acts like a crazy animal.
"calm the fuck down Scalelyy !"
by Walmart Jesus October 3, 2017
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Balls scale

The scale ranging from balls times 1 to balls times ten that determines how bad a current situation is.
Ryan: Somebody ate all of our chicken!
Brandon: Balls times 7!!
Ryan:That's pretty high on the Balls scale.
by Rmilkman October 20, 2008
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Shitcher scale

The number scale that rates the magnitude of the poop that one took. Much like the Richter Scale, 1.0 being weak and 10 being EPIC.
Man I just blew up that bathroom! That's gotta be a 8.4 on the Shitcher scale!
by Cockmcgee May 21, 2009
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