PTS (Pussy Tongue Syndrome)

A condition where a person cannot eat any spicy food.
"yo bro do you want a Jalapeño"
"nah man i got PTS (Pussy Tongue Syndrome) "
by ntdny October 15, 2018
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Pt test

My bitch asked me to go get her a pt test because she has morning sickness. Damn.
by MrBlackStrap January 30, 2017
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PT Chilling

An ultra-relaxed state.
Man 1: yo dude you look really relaxed.
Man 2: yeah, I’m just PT Chilling.
by Beefy son December 24, 2017
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The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)

1. God is dead

2. Maybe God is not dead

3. No no God is 100% dead... I checked

4. Always Bully Weebs and Furrys

5. Stan Lunar

6. No Boomers

7. Ignore Rule 5

8. No K-pop

9. No Zoomers

10. Careful of the Moderators

11. Refer to rule 17

12. No nudity (in public servers) (do what you want)

13. If you are under 13 your not, you are 13 until you are 14

14. cats rule the internet and soon will rule the world (again egypt y you not worship cat no more?)

15. Don't Die

16. I drop kicked that child in self defence

18. Arson is only acceptable on orphanages

19. You must have pictures to prove your statements

20. Nothing is Sacred apart from what is sacred

21. You will never have sex

22. The cake is a lie

23. Fried pineapple is a sin

24. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND

25. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie

26. The governments out to get ya, the NSA is out to get ya, and bet two $19 fortnite gifts cards I'm out to get ya.

27. Nevermind your boring I take it back

28. The Rick Roll is advancing

29. Refer to rule 1

30. ThatVeganTeacher is a lie

Written by CanBeChucky

"The Rules of Discord"
The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)
They Shall not be Tampered with.
- Sun Tzu "The Art of War"
by CanBeChucky January 01, 2022
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PT YOLO

PT-YOLO (You Only Live Once) is Today's Random Word of the Day, which is someone who attempts to 'only live once' by using up (or throwing away all of) their PTO (Paid Time Off) very early on during the work year in order to vacation, attend some seemingly epic event, or (generally speaking) seize the moment that they feel they must seize,... and then whining about their lack of time off for the remainder of the work year, thus subjecting their more prudent colleagues to complaints and negativity concerning their 'tragic' and 'unforeseen' lack of time off to do anything for the rest of the year.
Yeah, Kate's just moaning again about not being able to do the Memorial Day thing with us,... meh. If she wasn't such a PT-YOLO about her days off I might feel sorry for her.

To be fair, Google this in quotes for first attribution: 'PT YOLO' and look for Random Words of the Day post in search results.
by rwod March 15, 2018
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level 3 qualified PT

Let me translate this from bullshit to English for you “I am a sad dropout who has completely jacked their real job and career in so I can spend all taking picture and videos of my arse” These people, Tbf can be boys and girls but largely girls at this moment in time, are the absolute fakest people of all time and should be banned from social media. Not only do they have no interest in real training or fitness of any kind, but they have the audacity to post shitty inspirational messages about how you should be confident as you are whilst wearing leggings so far up their booty pipe that they can probably see the label every time they open their mouth to speak. Proper egotistical wankers.
Chloe/23/level 3 qualified PT
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The Rules of Discord (Pt 2)

31. Are you real or are you a bot... select all the traffic lights.

32. Do not forget, forgive (not all the time)

33. Jesus did not forgive you

34. If it is on the internet there is porn of it.

34.1. No exceptions

35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.

36. There will always be more drama than what you just saw.

37. Anime is cringe.

38. Today will be gone soon.

39. Pablo

40. All your pictures were obviously Photoshopped. No Exceptions.

41. Old Discord was better

42. Ignore rule 2

Written by CanBeChucky

"The Rules of Discord"
The Rules of Discord (Pt 2)

The Rules of Discord
Shall not be Tampered with
- Sun Tzu "The Art of War"
by CanBeChucky January 01, 2022
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