being on po po patrol is when someone calls shotgun in your car and they are required to be on the lookout for the police so the driver does not get pulled over.
"hey! if your gonna ride shotgun make sure you stay on that po po patrol! im hittin like 50 in a 35mph zone!"
by Sarah Henry December 29, 2007

by secretspyingonyou October 14, 2015

A term used to describe the police of Howard County, who end up focusing much of their time on petty crimes, speed traps, and underage drinking enforcement since not much else goes on.
by merfyman May 13, 2005

When two police officers have their cars parked with the drivers' sides together so they can talk to each other, with the nose of each car facing the opposite direction.
A: "Didn't the police see you speeding down the street?"
B: "No, they were too busy doing the po-po 69 to pay attention to me."
B: "No, they were too busy doing the po-po 69 to pay attention to me."
by Edie B. May 23, 2012

by ???huh??? March 31, 2009

someone who is in such poverty that said person cannot afford the o or the r to complete the word.
Can be used as an insult.
As an insult: you're so po that you have to eat cerial with a fork to save money on milk.
Can be used as an insult.
As an insult: you're so po that you have to eat cerial with a fork to save money on milk.
by none of yo dam business May 13, 2005
