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Poker Face

BEST SONG EVER! Written AND composed by the one and only LADY GAGA, who became famous the real way, by booking gigs and working on talent, not by some stupid reality show, like american idol. Which is kind of ironic, considering she did a kick-ass performance on their stage.
"Poker face, to me, is perfection."- Lady GaGa.
by gagaforgaga April 13, 2009
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poker face

A 'poker face' is when a guy shoots a load on a girl's face while the girl's expression doesn't change, despite the fact that she loves getting a facial. She keeps her 'poker face' because she knows that if she lets on that she enjoys it, her boyfriend will continually request to give her facials until the end of time.
Damn man, I didn't realize Julia loved getting facials until 6 months after we broke up. I can't believe she poker face 'd me.
by spandaucrockett April 9, 2009
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$10-poker

A guy (or girl) that will poke anyone you want for only ten bucks.
I sendt my $10-poker to poke the principal in my school, that rocked!
by Hakiki March 30, 2004
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Poker's Disease

A disease where you uncontrollably go onto Facebook and poke every single one of your friends. This is usually a result of boredom.
I saw my friend on the library computer the other day, suffering from Poker's Disease.
by thecrazymonkey March 5, 2009
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Poker face

A face used when you are with a guy but fantisizing about a girl. Lady gaga's song "Poker Face" is about this. Ryan Secrest announced this meaning on "American top 40."
Lyrics to Poker face by Lady Gaga

"Cant read my,cant read my no he cant read my poker face"
by Original Gangster 101 May 3, 2009
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mexican poker

card game that all mexicans like to play. In mexico they play mostly near liquor stores.
In Los Angles a maxican man walks into a liquor store and asks where is the game? another man points to sign on back wall. sign said. " Liquor up front mexican poker in rear "
by itichie_nocanpoo June 11, 2006
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online poker

a form of poker played bye a sideman(s) or a skidman(s) which takes no talent what so ever and is made for fat people to be good at and sit there while watching gay porn.
Don't be a sideman/skidman and play online poker.
by Fatty McFat Fat March 17, 2005
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