Philadelphia

A place for hobos, the poor, homeless, crack heads, and the home of a city that can't win championships in any major sport especially football.

I don't have any money and need a cheap place to live where I can live in fear of my life regardless of what part of the city i'm in and be surrounded by a population of ignorant, uneducated simpletons. I know I'll move to Philadelphia!

by UltraMegaBadassSuperman April 12, 2011

Philadelphia hot pocket

When you dip your ball in a cumdumpsters asshole.

I Philadelphia hot pocketed that bitch

by Joshdpc July 25, 2009

Philadelphia

Of or pertaining to the city that is the thorn on the side of New York City.

"Damnit, the eagles beat the Giants. Now the Giants wont make it to the superbowl"

"What did you expect? They're from Philadelphia."

by Freddie Pants January 12, 2009

Philadelphia Dirty Bomb

When a man places his finger in a woman's anus and feels his dick while fucking her doggy style.

Brian: "Hey Keith, I tried that move last night, with the finger."

Keith: "Ohh, the Philadelphia Dirty Bomb? I did that this morning."

by hymee9 October 30, 2008

Philadelphia

This city's got big buildings, I like the food, people talk funny; bye.

Hope you like my postcard, Mom.

by Average tourist March 29, 2005

philadelphia

A valley of humility between two mountains of conceit New York and Washington.

Some people say North Carolina is very Philadelphia, with the mountains of conceit being Virginia and South Carolina.

by Michael Lewyn September 19, 2005

Philadelphia

Philthydelphia...city of Brothers on Drugs. I hate Philly. It's dirty, it smells, the people can't drive, are completely unfriendly, have the most juvinile, obnoxious sports fans, the roadway system sucks, the eagles suck, the flyers suck, the sixers suck, the phillies suck, I suck for having to live here, I'm too depressed to continue. Everyone in Philly should shove a pencil in their eye to try and forget about the pain of having to live there. I've lived here for 2 years and absolutely hate it. If it wasn't for my job, I'd move somewhere that didn't suck like Pittsburgh. At least they have one sports team that doesn't blow.

"Wow, that guy's an a-hole. Yeah, must be from Philadelphia." Or, "Wow, that girl's really a whore. Yeah, she's from Philly."

by I hate Philly August 14, 2006