Peruvian Touchscreen

When you put your penis against the screen for a prolonged period of time.

Look at Luis! he's doing the Peruvian Touchscreen thing!! yuck!!

by xzetaprobe March 02, 2017

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Peruvian President

when somebody is “ran through,” just like how there have been six Presidents of Peru in five years, they’ve had many partners in a short time.

“Man, I’d like a night with her!”
“Ah, you don’t want her, she’s a real Peruvian president”

by Perseph December 08, 2022

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When you jerk off onto the back of your hand, and bitch slap the shit outta someone

Max: This bitch talking mad shit right now!

Brandon: Go to the bathroom and hit her with the peruvian pimp slap.

by Rivstermistro January 19, 2017

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When you put coke in a strippers ass hole and she farts it up your nose.

by SpicyGingerB March 20, 2023

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When a persons skin is ripped of their head and down to their neck and cut off just like a regular circumcision.

Did you see the Peruvian Circumcision gore video.

by Linguine88 December 07, 2022

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Contrary to the Mormon bagpipe: fucking an armpit, the Peruvian Flute is fucking the leg crease from the thigh to the calf. South of the border.

To heck with the Mormon bagpipe; I just got back from my mission in Peru and taught my brethren the Peruvian Flute

by MormonsR'Us September 15, 2022

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