Peruvian Hot Pocket

When a Peruvian man named "Robert" defecates into the mouth of a Llama who is actively peeing into the asshole of said man named "Robert".

Tyler, I will not be in the office today due to the Peruvian Hot Pocket that I had last night.

by peruvian lover August 5, 2022

peruvian beef stew

Repetitive anal punching until partially digested food erupts from the ass.

Jake bro, I forgot to eat last night but I sure did rock the Peruvian beef stew on that dumpster monger

by Bigfellah March 22, 2020

peruvian coffeebean

A word describing the act of sounding (inserting an object into the urethra of ) a penis, utilizing an enlarged clitoris, to perform a sexual act similar to docking. This act is popular with Peruvian women, hence the title "Peruvian Coffeebean,"

Man: Hey there honey, I'd like a Peruvian coffeebean.
Wife: Really? but I'm sure your urethra is sore from last time!

by Loverboy230 April 7, 2022

peruvian pipe cleaner

Making an incision on the largest vein of a raging phallus and having another male that knows you fill it with his liquids and then proceeds to staple it closed

'Why is Jay crying?' "Oh because a shopkeeper forced him into a peruvian pipe cleaner"

by cocklovingplumber72 January 22, 2025

The Peruvian Oh Oh Oh

The type of WAP Peruvian women have..

it will definitely change your life and make you wanna be a better man. You must know how to swim to attain it. If you have it, you will want to bring her to meet your Mom. May cause you to call the police.

“Have you ever tried the Peruvian Oh Oh Oh? Cause I’m bout to change your life baby”

by ClaraJayyy January 6, 2021

Peruvian guilty

What Barranca and Satipo would have been despite any claims of innocence they might have expressed.

If Indy's two "native guides" had actually lived long enough to stand trial, they would almost certainly have been Peruvian guilty of all kinds of horrid stuff.

by QuacksO April 27, 2025

Peruvian Coffee

A way of describing a terrible, awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. Often used to insult someone who doesn't take showers or care about personal hygiene. This term has nothing to do with Peruvian people or their culture. It also has nothing to do with the coffee itself other than it's smell.

Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, you smell like Peruvian Coffee!

by ugaatl September 8, 2025