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parrot of the one eyed pirate

only done in a threesome it is when on person (male) climbs on anothers(females) back sticks his dick in her mouth. The thired person is laying under the women and has his cock stuck up in her tities and is cumming in her eye making her 'one eyed'
harrison was the parret in the parrot of the one eyed pirate
by I-TAL April 25, 2004
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MY PARROT FUCKED YA WIFE

"MY PARROT FUCKED YA WIFE IS THE BEST BAND EVER BRO!"
by MCCHUGGA February 24, 2021
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crayon-eating parrot

A psycho that you hate, or a person that bugs you all the time. You call them a crayon-eating parrot because they are weird and they even LOOK LIKE A PARROT!
Imagine you are out on a field or tarmac and, suddenly, someone hits you in the face with a dodgeball and they say, "watch out kid. you had it coming." You would say, "oh my gosh. what a crayon-eating parrot! geez!"
by Alexia-Marie December 25, 2008
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Talking Parrot Phenomenon

The sudden inexplicable inability to demonstrate an action to an audience specifically summoned to view said action.

This phenomenon receives its name from the premise of a pet "talking" parrot who is suddenly silent when guests are invited to see it "talk." "I swear!," says the owner, "He says all kinds of stuff! He says 'hello', he says our names! Really! I don't know why he won't do it now...." while the guests nod and say, "Suuure, he talks. We totally believe you."
EXAMPLE:

You "Every time I try to load this page I get a weird error message. I restarted and everything. Come in here and look at this."

IT Employee: "OK, show me what it's doing."

You: Repeat action that has resulted in a error 17 times in a row. Page now loads no problem. "I swear, it was giving me an error every single time before you were standing here. Talking Parrot Phenomenon, right there."

IT Employee: Gives you skeptical eye.
by Death & Taxes April 10, 2013
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afghan parrot

From the state of Mississippi this bird, commited for violation, had to flee of his origin. Afghanistan became his homeland, where violation was considered legal and of use to the community.
Like no other parrot is the afghan parrot.
by pareot people January 26, 2014
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rusty parrot

The condition of making sweet love to a woman who is on her period. When you finish, lovingly drape your cock on her shoulder, allowing her to bask in the sing of the Rusty Parrot.
Yeah dude, she definitely got some Captain in her, she rocked that Rusty Parrot like she was piloting the Black Pearl.
by Enderwaves April 13, 2015
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annoying parrot

Parrot: KISS ME! KISS ME! KISS ME! KISS ME, PRETTY BOY! PRETTY BOY! KISS ME! KISS ME! CAWCAW!
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANNOYING PARROT
Parrot: PUCKER UP! PUCKER UP! PUCKER UP BITCH
by Annoying Orange101 November 22, 2016
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