Two Tampon Ordeal

a time where there is no access to a restroom; or no way to get to a restroom, when participating in an athletic event such as a marathon, a serious meeting, a long interview, a road trip, a crowded event such as a concert or pro athletic game. When menstruating heavily, a gal must use two tampons to get through the event to avoid a bloody accident

Our team meeting was a Two Tampon Ordeal. There was no way I was escaping to the bathroom.

I was so nervous for my first marathon. It was a Two Tampon Ordeal, luckily I placed 11th with no accidents!

by krvie1 July 14, 2011

ag orear

a girl who will send nudes to any guy or girl. she comes from a big family of druggies and alcoholics. she got big b00bies but not a big heart. alot of guys use her for her body which she deserves. i hate her and she did ME wrong so she deserves this. if u see this ag, i know u faked your orgasm;) and u suckkkkk

oh ag orear? she a nasty hoe.

by hotdogsucker May 24, 2020

New Orleans

The contents of a toilet after muddbutt

ah that taco bell left the city of new orleans in the toilet

by Pete...... September 20, 2005

new orleans open sesame

N./V. the act of having one's lover or friend deficate, urinate, vomit, and/or ejaculate into the end of a crocodile mile(a slip and slide with a kid pool at the end), then sliding down, head first, with a wide open mouth, ready to enjoy all the tasty goodness.

Jon always begged me to take a dump in the crocodile mile, I had no idea he was gonna do a new orleans open sesame.

by howardversion1 July 29, 2010

Orme Supreme

A Drink made from the working hands of the slave Peeetah.

this drink includes Nestle, Watermelon, Koolaid, Chicken, Cornbread, Cotton, Grape Drink, Grape Soda, Grape Blunt, Grape Grape and other various ethic African Spices mixed toeghter and served warm...

in order to serve this drink, one must mix all ingredients together and

guy1: Damn, the Orme Supreme hit the spot, too bad later tonight ima have to sit on the toilet for hours and hours shitting my ass hole to pieces and blowing out my tight pink O-ring...


guy1: fuck

by Joey Gervais 420 January 31, 2009

ormal

1: perpendicular ; especially : perpendicular to a tangent at a point of tangency2 a: according with, constituting, or not deviating from a norm, rule, or principle b: conforming to a type, standard, or regular pattern3: occurring naturally <normal immunity>4 a: of, relating to, or characterized by average intelligence or development b: free from mental disorder : sane5 aof a solution : having a concentration of one gram equivalent of solute per liter b: containing neither basic hydroxyl nor acid hydrogen <normal silver phosphate> c: not associated <normal molecules> d: having a straight-chain structure <normal butyl alcohol>6of a subgroup : having the property that every coset produced by operating on the left by a given element is equal to the coset produced by operating on the right by the same element7: relating to, involving, or being a normal curve or normal distribution <normal approximation to the binomial distribution>8of a matrix : having the property of commutativity under multiplication by the transpose of the matrix each of whose elements is a conjugate complex number with respect to the corresponding element of the given matrix

That person seem shth ppopsotiat of stngae, they're like ormal.

by Amarox December 17, 2008

new orleans saints fan

A gay who knows nothing about football and they are just watching football for Drew Brees. Normally an old woman about 75 years old. They are just as bad as cowboys fans. They are the bottom of the pyramid of NFL fans. They often brag about their 1 superbowl ring. Come on, stop living in the past. Even a Jags fan is better than a saints fan

James: What team does Harry like?
Bill: He's a new orleans saints fan
James: What's his boyfriends name?

by :)jayhonepee May 27, 2017