tractor

A pseudonym for porn first used by former MP Damian Green in April 2022 as an excuse of viewing an inappropriate website in the House of Commons in Westminster, UK

In a moment of madness I was searching for tractors and stumpled upon a pornography website

by wadds May 01, 2022

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Rogue Tractor

A wild tractor that has been set on a rampage caused by farmers with the intelegence level of a bean. It will seek out the nearest city with sky scrapers and trample them down by running them over with their massive tires. New York City is a hotspot for these deveious tractors due to the massive ammounts of sky scrapers.

Woah did you see that rogue tractor just run over the Empire State Building???

by Mczoodles May 17, 2010

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Tractor Push

A friendly "docking" competition. The act of pushing penis tips together to see who gets docked inside of who.

Those guys are going to do a Tractor Push to see who's the stronger man.

by stuffninja October 17, 2015

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canadian tractor

cumming on the chest and motorboating them, effectively making motor oil

A : I gave your mom the canadian tractor last night
B : Honestly dude, you know I'm adopted

by UrbanPenguin February 17, 2022

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Tractor Factor

Often seen as as a derivative of the Idaho Ratio, the Tractor Factor represents the correlation of one's "presence" to the size of their tractor. In common usage (see example #1), the Tractor Factor is used to judge the size of one's tractor by their "presence". Conversely, the Tractor Factor may be the judgement of one's presence by the size of their tractor (see example #2).

Example #1

Bro #1: Man, that guy has a HUGE Tractor Factor.
Bro #2: Yeah, bro. He must be packing one hell of a tractor.

Example #2:

Bro #1: Holy shit, that tractor is very small.
Bro #2: Damn, the owner's tractor factor must be tiny.
Bro #1: F.

by OneBrickyBoy March 31, 2019

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